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SPEARFISHER
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The 7 Dwarfs
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9/4/2008 9:47:15 AM
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> > The 7 Dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are the 7 Dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope.
Grumpy leads the pack. Grumpy, my son, says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?' Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?' The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome.' In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them. Grumpy turns back, 'Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?' The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe.' This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Grumpy turns around and silences them with an angry glare. Grumpy turns back and says, 'Mr. Pope! Are the ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?' The Pope, really confused by the questions says, 'I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.' The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting......
'Grumpy screwed a penguin!'
'Grumpy screwed a penguin!
'Grumpy screwed a penguin!'
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Landlocked
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9/4/2008 1:07:52 PM
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A penguin is driving his car on a hot summer day, when he notices that his oil lite is on. He gets out of the car, and sure enough, it's leaking oil all over. He drives around the corner to a service station and asks the mechanic to take a look at it.
The mechanic says that he has a few other cars to look at
first, but he should have a diagnosis in about an hour.
The penguin agrees to come back and then goes for a walk. He finds an ice cream shop and thinks, "Ahhh, a big bowl of ice cream will hit the spot." He sits down at the counter and orders the biggest bowl of vanilla ice cream they have.
After messily scarfing it all down, the penguin returns to the garage to check on his car. "Did you find out what was wrong with my car?" asks the penguin.
"It looks like you've blown a seal," replies the mechanic.
"No, no," the penguin insists, "it's just ice cream."
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