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Name:	LifeTime Laker -	Reply
Subject:	By the numbers
Date:	9/10/2007 3:36:51 PM

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-!-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far as-s kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullsh!t and As-s kissing that will put you over the top.

"REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM."

Name:	JIM -	Reply
Subject:	By the numbers
Date:	9/10/2007 3:44:07 PM

No doubt about it ,you are a GENUS.

Name:	8hcap -	Reply
Subject:	By the numbers
Date:	9/10/2007 4:06:58 PM

Nut by LTL's formula a GENUS is only 87%!!

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Name:	MythBuster -	Reply
Subject:	By the numbers
Date:	9/10/2007 4:08:19 PM

I learn more about you all of the time! Last week is was that you have something in common with the Guttenburg Press (did you invent it? We still don't know exactly what it is you have in common.) and now we know that you are your very own genus!

"Genus (plural: genera) is the first part of the name of an organism used in binomial nomenclature. An example is Homo sapiens, the name for the human species (Latin for "wise man") which belongs to the genus Homo."

So you're some genus other than that of humans, and you've been posting a lot lately about aliens. Coincidence? Or is there an extra-terrestrial among us??

Name:	JIM -	Reply
Subject:	By the numbers
Date:	9/10/2007 4:25:49 PM

LTL, is a GENUS, anything you need to know ask. This board is very fortunate to have his knowledge. I bet he knows if I have a set of 4 tires off the ground and they have 32 psi in each one and I put them on a 2 ton car , let it on the ground, why do they still have 32 psi in them?

Name:	Harborcon -	Reply
Subject:	Gosh, you guys...
Date:	9/10/2007 4:33:05 PM

GENIUS adds another 20 points, for a total of 107%. Isn't that what y'all meant?

Name:	LifeTime Laker -	Reply
Subject:	By the numbers
Date:	9/10/2007 4:35:53 PM

Well you have not heard me complain about the 'experiments' the aliens performed on me!! I actually enjoyed them. Since they use mind control, while I was having sex with the female, all I saw was the third girl from the left (you will have to ask CAT about that one). I have been telling you guys that I don't have a belly button. Only us 'test tube babies' can make that claim. Maybe it was an alien test tube. Who knew?

Name:	LifeTime Laker -	Reply
Subject:	By the numbers
Date:	9/10/2007 4:58:23 PM

Its called PHYSICS JIM. You are measuring INSIDE PRESSURE, not downward force.

But you are right about one thing, I probably am a GENUS, as in one of a kind. But genius I missed by a just a couple of points, but that was 20 years or so ago. I have learned a lot in those years so maybe I could make it now.

And BTW- it was very nice of you to take over your BFF Lakemans job of attacking every post I make. Unfortunately for both of you, you can't rile me. Maybe if you find a middle school kid somewhere to help you with bringing your posts up to a level worthy of my time and effort. Actually I think you are one in the same, but don't care enough to trace either of you.

Name:	8hcap -	Reply
Subject:	Gosh, you guys...
Date:	9/10/2007 5:35:57 PM

i = 20 points?????

we were joshing JIM

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