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Name:	DwightSchrute -	Reply
Subject:	Take me to your leader-- me.
Date:	3/30/2006 1:37:06 AM

It is obvious that you people need a leader. It is thanks to my mentor and best friend Michael Scott that I am the success story that I am, and so it is only right that I do my best to pass along some of my gifts to those of you I deem worthy, through the power of mentoring. I see I already have one disciple in Jawjagal; soon, the rest of you will be eagerly lining up alongside her. Or behind her, if we go single file.

My second-in-command is my cousin Mose, but he can fulfill his duties only until it’s time to harvest the beets; at that time, I will need a new assistant. I will choose the person I deem worthy, not just the one who does the best job of sucking up to me, so don’t think calling me “Sir” or “Your Highness” is going to guarantee you anything. Genuflecting is not a bad idea, however. But DO NOT call me “Mentor.” That is what young Billy Batson called the old man who drove the RV on the old TV show Shazam! Shazam! Is what Billy Batson would say to become Captain Marvel, and Captain Marvel should know that “Mentor” is not a title, like “Sir.” Or “Captain.” Which is why Superman could kick Captain Marvel’s you-know-what.

When I am through molding you, you will be an army, my army. You will be like lions, but not just like lions, because I am the lion. You will be like smaller, lesser lions; panthers or cheetahs, perhaps. Except for the women; they will be more like giraffes and meerkats. We will be the strongest army in the animal kingdom, the kingdom of mankind, and the galaxy; the only thing more powerful than us will be the Battlestar Galactica realm, because nothing beats Battlestar Galactica. No, not even Star Trek.

Get some sleep, my friends, because the lesson will begin soon. Or… has the teaching already begun...?

Name:	Lakeman -	Reply
Subject:	Take me to your leader-- me.
Date:	3/30/2006 7:15:20 AM

WOW! Jim Jones reincarnated. When do you dish out the cool-ade?

Name:	BigFoot -	Reply
Subject:	Take me to your leader-- me.
Date:	3/30/2006 9:01:52 AM

....methinks the koolade or something is already flowing cause it's
getting deep in here..........

Name:	PikeSki -	Reply
Subject:	Take me to your leader-- me.
Date:	3/30/2006 9:19:51 AM

Raising left eye brow, Now shaking head. (left to right).

End of post . . . nothing more to say.

Name:	laidback -	Reply
Subject:	Take me to your leader-- me.
Date:	3/30/2006 9:21:51 AM

This guy is a nut!

Name:	NCSue -	Reply
Subject:	Take me to your leader-- me.
Date:	3/30/2006 9:25:16 AM

Love it1 Keep them coming Dwight.

Name:	jawjagal -	Reply
Subject:	Dwight - you're the man!
Date:	3/30/2006 9:31:14 AM

Name:	lamont -	Reply
Subject:	Take me to your leader-- me.
Date:	3/30/2006 10:04:54 AM

This cool-ade is definitely spiked.

Name:	4Golf -	Reply
Subject:	Take me to your leader-- me.
Date:	3/30/2006 12:24:55 PM

Just call me "grasshopper"

Name:	roswellric -	Reply
Subject:	Take me to your leader-- me.
Date:	3/30/2006 6:51:32 PM

Odd...very odd....

Name:	JIM -	Reply
Subject:	Take me to your leader-- me.
Date:	3/30/2006 7:06:36 PM

I wonder if this person(Dwight Schrute) use to write a column in Lake Martin Living Magazine. Now get ready for OSMS & Longtimer to give me a bunch of crap. STIRRING THE PUDDING. To heck with theTORPEODES FULL SPEED AHEAD.

Name:	jawjagal -	Reply
Subject:	JIM
Date:	3/30/2006 8:40:54 PM

I think you might have something there.

Name:	longtimer -	Reply
Subject:	Take me to your leader-- me.
Date:	3/31/2006 11:18:37 AM

Quite the opposite, JIM. This DwightSchrute writes some of the funniest posts I've seen here in a long, long time, so to compare anyone to him is a compliment to that person! (So yes, you just paid BAJ a compliment! I'm sure he'll be thrilled to learn that your opinion of him has done a 180. Perhaps you can run for President of his fan club now!)

My only complaint is that the cleverness and irony of DwightSchrute's posts flies right over the heads of most of the people here, but that's their fault, not his. I also wish he'd post more than once per day; it would be a refreshing change from the usual drivel.

Name:	JIM -	Reply
Subject:	Take me to your leader-- me.
Date:	3/31/2006 4:28:00 PM

Some post never seem to amaze me, and a lot of others on this board. As far far as me being the President of his fan club , I `am way over qualified, but maybe he can be interviewed for mine,. but he should not waste his time , he can not shine my shoes

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