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Some things to ponder
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1/24/2011 7:48:47 PM
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1/ What might you call those people who shell out $2.50 for a little bottle of Evian Water? Well what happens when you spell Evian backward?
2/ Isn't putting a smoking area in a restaurant the same as putting a peeing section in a pool?
3/ The Jacksonville Jaguars are called the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are called the "Bucs". What should we call the Tennessee Titans?
4/ If 3 out of 5 people suffer from hemorrhoids, are we to assume that 2 out of 5 people enjoy them?
5/ Religious truths include:
Jews do not recognize Jesus as Messiah.
Protestants do not recognize the authorithy of the Pope.
Baptists do not recognize each other in a liquor store.
6/ People from Poland are called Poles. Why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
7/ Why do croutons need to be in airtight packages? Aren't they already stale bread?
8/ If a piano player is a pianist, shouldn't a race car driver be a racist?
9/ 44 is pronounced forty-four and 77 pronounced seventy-seven etc, why isn't 11 pronounced onety-one?
10/ If Fed Ex and UPS merged would the new company be Fed UP?
11/ If a driver is bald, what does his license say in the place marked for "hair color"?
12/ One year old American children are fed with very small forks and spoons. Are Chinese one year olds fed with toothpicks?
13/ Why do they put pictures of criminals in Post Offices? Do they think we want to send them a letter?
14/ If we are put on earth to help others, what are the others supposed to do?
15/ Most people don't learn to cuss until they learn to drive.
16/ Just think of how much faster the speed of lightning would be if it didn't take a zig-zag route.
17/ If a cow laughs too hard does she spew milk out her nose?
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