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Name:	jawjagal -	Reply
Subject:	Have you noticed
Date:	8/16/2006 8:59:17 PM

at the end of each thread it is almost always JAW that has the last post?

Is that because I have to have the last word? Please tell me "it ain't so."

I am going to shut my mouth for a while.

Name:	PC Al -	Reply
Subject:	Have you noticed
Date:	8/16/2006 9:52:49 PM

JAW, You have probably seen several of these, but maybe some are new:
You know you are from Georgia (And any other state in the South).....

1. You can properly pronounce Chickamauga, DeKalb, Dahlonega, Smyrna, Buena Vista, Valdosta, Okefenokee, and La Fayette.
P.S.. Atlanta = ADD-LANNA not AT-LANT-A.

2. You think people who complain about the heat in their states are sissies.

3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.

4. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.

5. Stores don't have bags or shopping carts, they have sacks and buggies.

6. You've seen people wear bib overalls at weddings and funerals.

7. You think everyone from a Yankee-state has an accent.

8. You measure distance in minutes.

9. You go to the lake because you think it is like going to the ocean.

10. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit.

11. You know cowpies are not made of beef.

12. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.

13. You know someone who has a belt buckle bigger than your fist.

14. Almost everyone you know is either Baptist or Methodist.

15. A Mercedes Benz isn't a status symbol. A Chevy Silverado Extended Bed Crew Cab is.

16. You know everything goes better with Ranch dressing.

17. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply.

18. You actually get these jokes and are "fixin'" to send them to your friends.

19. On one side of the road there's Wal-Mart and on the other is a cotton field.

20. The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road."

21. "Ya'll" is a word.

22. Fried chicken is a major part of your diet

23. Krispy Kreme dounuts are the only kind of dounuts you eat.

24. You call it a cold Christmas if you don't break out in a sweat in your new sweater.

25. Your whole town completely shuts down for 1 inch of snow or just the threat of snow.

26. People actually grow, eat and like okra!

27. You know the difference between a hillbilly, a redneck, and a Southerner.

28. Your dog and your wallet are both on chains.

29. Panama City Beach, Florida is a big deal.

30. You understand that at least once a year your car will turn yellow with pollen.

31. You know at least one Bubba, and maybe a few guys named Bo.

32. You say "tuna fish sandwich."
33. You use "Sir" and "Ma'am" if there's a remote possibility that person you're talking to is least 30 minutes older than you are.

And finally...
34. You are 100% Georgian if you have ever had this conversation:

"You wanna coke?"

"Yeah."

"What kind?"

"Dr Pepper."

Name:	Osms -	Reply
Subject:	You mispronounced....
Date:	8/16/2006 10:38:46 PM

the Yankee pronunciation for Atlanta--it's AT-LAN-TA not AT-LANT-A. God it grinds on my soul to hear AT-LAN-TA.

Name:	Feb -	Reply
Subject:	You mispronounced....
Date:	8/16/2006 10:40:57 PM

OK Jaws, Nows is the time to get the last word in.

Name:	bug -	Reply
Subject:	Have you noticed
Date:	8/16/2006 10:54:00 PM

A-men!

As a former At-lann-en, it is like hearing nails on a chalkboard. And my Daddy's from Mun-gumm-ry. Not Mont-gom-ery.

And EVERYONE we know planned their wedding around the football schedule. And we're RELATED to folks named Bubba and Bo.

Name:	babygirl -	Reply
Subject:	JAW...........
Date:	8/16/2006 11:17:37 PM

This is all you. I think a can of worms(or WA..) has just been opened and I KNOW you can handle it. GO GIRL!!!!!! HAVE NO MERCY!!!!!!!! HEHEHEHE!!!!!!! This COULD get better than the BUMPERS TREAD. Well, now that I think about it for a minute..................NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Still ROFLMAO.

Name:	Smitty -	Reply
Subject:	Have you noticed
Date:	8/17/2006 1:32:31 PM

yea....we noticed.

Name:	FLee -	Reply
Subject:	Have you noticed
Date:	8/17/2006 1:46:14 PM

Sent this to a couple of Georgians who came back with 2 more:
1. You know the correct spelling of dawg.
2. You put peanuts in your Coke.

Name:	HappyCamper -	Reply
Subject:	Have you noticed
Date:	8/17/2006 4:46:22 PM

Hey Jaw. I miss your posts. You always make me laugh. Come back soon, ya heah?

Name:	roswellric -	Reply
Subject:	Go
Date:	8/17/2006 10:05:38 PM

you hairy a$$ Dawgs!

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