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Name:	LifeTime Laker -	Reply
Subject:	Smart Little Girl
Date:	11/26/2007 12:24:39 PM

Swallowed Whole
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him!"

Name:	ALSCN -	Reply
Subject:	Smart Little Girl
Date:	11/27/2007 11:39:50 AM

now that is funny :0)

Name:	CAT BOAT -	Reply
Subject:	Smart Little Girl
Date:	11/27/2007 11:40:37 AM

Funny.....

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