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HubCap
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*Margaret and **Herb**, moved to Texas
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3/7/2010 6:34:29 AM
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> **Herb** always wanted a pair of authentic cowboyboots, so, seeing some on
> sale, he bought them and wore them home.
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> Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, **'Notice
> anything different about me?'
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> Margaret looked him over. **'Nope.'
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> Frustrated, **Herb** stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked
> back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.
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> Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time,**'Notice anything
> different NOW?'
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> **Margaret looked up and exclaimed, **'**Herb**, what's different? It's
> hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down
> again tomorrow!'
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> Furious, **Herb **yelled,*
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> *'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?'**
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> **'Nope',** she replied.**
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> **'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!'**
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> **Without changing her expression,**Margaret replied,*
> *'Shoulda bought a hat,** **Herb**, **Shoulda bought a hat.'*
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muddauber
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*Margaret and **Herb**, moved to Texas
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3/7/2010 9:34:21 AM
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lol. We poor ole men sure do try, but it's awfully hard to top our women.
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muddauber
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*Margaret and **Herb**, moved to Texas
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3/7/2010 9:34:37 AM
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lol. We poor ole men sure do try, but it's awfully hard to top our women.
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Feb
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*Margaret and **Herb**, moved to Texas
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3/8/2010 1:06:38 AM
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Whats wrong with being on bottom?
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HubCap
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*Margaret and **Herb**, moved to Texas
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3/8/2010 8:37:05 AM
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Ever tried pushing a rope ?
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