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Name:	roswellric -	Reply
Subject:	Funny Quotes
Date:	4/13/2006 1:08:21 PM

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
- Winston Churchill

"A modest little person, with much to be modest about."
- Winston Churchill

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."
- Clarence Darrow

"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary."
- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

"Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?"
- Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)

"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it."
- Moses Hadas

"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know."
- Abraham Lincoln

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
- Groucho Marx

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
- Mark Twain

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."
- Oscar Wilde

"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend... if you have one."
- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one."
- Winston Churchill, in reply

Name:	au67 -	Reply
Subject:	Funny Quotes
Date:	4/13/2006 8:02:04 PM

"Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig."
...Both sides in the boat bill controversy

Name:	Maverick -	Reply
Subject:	AU 67 - You just had to go ...
Date:	4/13/2006 8:30:21 PM

and post something about the darn boating bill, thought we were going to make it thorough at least one day without this subject coming up.

Almost think we are all back to normal on the forum.

FINALLY!!!

Name:	LifeTime Laker -	Reply
Subject:	Hey Au67
Date:	4/13/2006 10:23:48 PM

That is one of my favorites and I have posted it here several times. I bet you don't know the origin.

Hint- Hienlien

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