Name:	GoneFishin -	Reply
Subject:	Don't Matter Right or Left
Date:	7/11/2014 10:27:52 PM

Finally, a problem that even Congree can't solve.

I have outlived my pecker." The Penis Poem--by Willie Nelson

My nookie days are over,

My pilot light is out.

What used to be my sex appeal,

Is now my water spout.

Time was when, on its own accord,

From my trousers it would spring.

But now I've got a full time job,

To find the f***in' thing.

It used to be embarrassing,

The way it would behave.

For every single morning,

It would stand and watch me shave.

Now as old age approaches,

It sure gives me the blues.

To see it hang its little head,

And watch me tie my shoes!!?

Name:	MrHodja -	Reply
Subject:	Don't Matter Right or Left
Date:	7/11/2014 11:00:38 PM

Little blue pill.  Celebrate free market capitalism that made its development possible.