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Name:	jawjagal -	Reply
Subject:	Carols for the disturbed
Date:	12/21/2006 8:12:46 PM

CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED

* 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

* 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

* 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

* 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

* 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

* 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

* 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

* 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

* 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

* 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

Name:	jawjagal -	Reply
Subject:	Carols for the disturbed
Date:	12/22/2006 11:36:09 AM

I am #9 (well, one I'll admit too, anyway.)

Name:	Osms -	Reply
Subject:	Carols for the disturbed
Date:	12/22/2006 2:03:03 PM

Jaw, since you've already posted the list previously maybe numbers 3 and 10 come into play also. LOL. A MERRY CHRISTMAS to you and your family.

Name:	jawjagal -	Reply
Subject:	Carols for the disturbed
Date:	12/22/2006 3:47:54 PM

I thought I did, too. I knew I sent it to friends...but I looked for it on here and couldn't find it. Where is it?

Name:	jawjagal -	Reply
Subject:	I am such a dumb***
Date:	12/22/2006 3:56:34 PM

I thought I posted these. Then couldn't find them in the message titles. Posted again. OSMS told me I had already done this. I looked again. Couldn't find them. THEN 'LO AND BEHOLD' I found then.

I am falling apart.

I am having NOTHING but tea (NO, not the Long Island brand), I think I've had enough sleep, I'm not stressed, done all my CHristmas shopping and some cooking but have bought all the food for Christmas dinner...what is wrong with me???????

I REALLY think these are the first signs of Alzheimers. Really.

Name:	rude evin -	Reply
Subject:	Carols for the disturbed
Date:	12/22/2006 6:07:34 PM

Relax Jaw....in my expert opinion these are not symtoms of the big A.... however I do recognize your difficulties as being an indication of a severe case of the BAFTLTL syndrome. It must be treated with dispatch at the first possible opportunity.

Name:	jawjagal -	Reply
Subject:	Carols for the disturbed
Date:	12/25/2006 11:00:50 PM

What does that stand for? I won't mind you poking fun at me.

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