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CAT BOAT
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Opps, CATs version.....
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11/25/2009 2:18:39 PM
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Four forum members spent weeks planning the perfect football outing for an away game between the Auburn Tigers and the Alabama Crimson Tide.
Two days before the group is to leave FEB's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. FEB's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do?
On game day, two days later, the three get to the stadium site only to find FEB already sitting in his seat with a bottle of Boones' Farm in one hand and a cigarette in the other.
"Damn FEB, how long you been here, and how did you talk HOUND into letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since yesterday. The other evening, I was sitting in my chair and HOUND came up behind me and put her hands over my glasses and said 'guess who'?"
I pulled HOUNDS hands off and she was wearing a gallon of wrestling oil. HOUND took my hand and led me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles, oiled down plastic sheets and rose petals all over. On the bed HOUND had handcuffs and ropes! She told me "FEB please tie me up and cuff me to the bed". So I did.
And then HOUND said "Now, do whatever you want."
So here I am!!!
Cat's version sounds better. Thanks HUBCAP for the laugh.
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Summer Lover
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Suggestion for CAT
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11/25/2009 2:54:38 PM
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Get one of those mirrors that has wheels underneath and a long handle. You should be checking under our truck before you get in for a while - be on the lookout for anything that has flashing lights or a timer on it. If you see a fancy clock, I would say that FEB has been to visit, if you see very detailed "aftermarket wiring", HOUND has been to see you...
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Summer Lover
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Should read "your truck"
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11/25/2009 2:55:27 PM
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Talullahhound
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Opps, CATs version.....
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11/25/2009 2:57:36 PM
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Cat, just for that, I'm going to come lead all your chickens into the pond.
Bad Cat, Bad! No turkey Fancy Feast for you!
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Summer Lover
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Poor CAT
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11/25/2009 3:16:11 PM
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Now he is walking around the shop with his tail between his legs - he was hoping to hear that Fancy Feast dinner bell. Hound you really put the smackdown to him... LOL
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CAT BOAT
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Somebody....
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11/25/2009 3:57:48 PM
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Somebody done stole my password and typed that chit. Bruce, you gotta get some more security added to this website. HOUND, you know good and well I would not make such a post.
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Summer Lover
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Somebody....
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11/25/2009 4:32:06 PM
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I think Rowdy did it, I told you to log off when you left the computer, I think he has been going to some of those kittie porn sites too...
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Talullahhound
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Somebody....
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11/25/2009 5:21:33 PM
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Looks like it is not the first time you claimed someone stole your email and password. Remember this? See link below.
URL: http://www.lakesonline.com/Forum/show.asp?id=44632&fid=6EB63121-22CA-4F54-A718-45B4048F320B&tid=0&SiteID=AL001
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CAT BOAT
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Well.......
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11/25/2009 5:50:32 PM
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You ever poke a CAT with a stick it'll prolly attack you too. I was just a slight bit mad that night. We met later, and it was all good. At least he knew how I really felt at the time. LOL. That thread got long. By the way, does FEB really drink Boones Farm? And, you don't seem like the oil wrestling type? ;)
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Talullahhound
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Well.......
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11/25/2009 9:07:48 PM
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Well, Feb doesn't drink anything stronger that Coke, so that would be a "no" to the Boones Farm. I think he left that behind in his wild youth.
But, I cannot confirm or deny the oil wrestling. We have no official comment on that... LOL
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CAT BOAT
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Well.......
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11/25/2009 11:34:19 PM
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I kinda thought that was "unspoken words" when it came to the "Kinky" stuff. I noticed FEB had a black eye, and his self asteem was pretty much trash that day we all had lunch. I figured you had maybe beet him down somewhat severely. ;0
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Talullahhound
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Well.......
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11/26/2009 7:52:42 PM
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Nope. Feb is King in this house. He's the love of my life.
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CAT BOAT
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Well.......
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11/27/2009 9:15:02 AM
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Awe.....
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