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CAT BOAT
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Maverick
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12/3/2009 11:23:35 AM
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First-year student "Maverick" at the Auburn University school of veterinary medicine was receiving his first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. He stood around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor, CAT, started his lesson by telling him, 'In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that
you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body.' For an example, CAT pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. 'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told MAVERICK.
MAVERICK freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually he stuck his finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucked on it. When he finished, the CAT looked at him and said, ' The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.' 'Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid.'
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Summer Lover
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???
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12/3/2009 2:30:16 PM
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I thought Professor CAT taught in the School of Medicine, Gynecology division, not School of Veterinary Medicine, Proctology division....
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BoatsRFun
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Maverick
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12/3/2009 2:48:06 PM
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It's on again...Cat vs Mav....can't wait to see what Mav has in store.....
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rude evin
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Cat...........
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12/3/2009 2:55:23 PM
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I know you're bored this time of year....... but, I didn't think you would be THAT bored!!!!!
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CAT BOAT
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That was...
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12/3/2009 3:01:45 PM
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a true story, I meant to post it in the Off Topic forum.
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CAT BOAT
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That was...
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12/3/2009 3:05:26 PM
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Cold someone please copy a link and put it in LM topics or Off Topic, I forget how.
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Nancy Christine II
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Stand at the top of the stairs
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12/3/2009 9:20:04 PM
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Looks down the dank dark stairs and kinda mouths and gum's the cigar..... Looking sternly at the jokers in the basement she says.....
Be nice to Cat.... I don't like Cats fur fluffed...
If not, I'z am going to come down on you'z guy'z like the hammer of Heather..
Cat,,, Play nice wit your frineds'z...... Let's dem win a few!
Slowly I turn,,,,,,,,,,,
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Summer Lover
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Picturing
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12/3/2009 9:45:42 PM
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Pinstripped suit, and a Thompson.....
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muddauber
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Stand at the top of the stairs
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12/3/2009 9:47:32 PM
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,,,,,Step by Step,,,,
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CAT BOAT
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Stand at the top of the stairs
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12/3/2009 10:07:14 PM
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Put that damn cigar out! Save the gummin' already for another time. :o
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CAT BOAT
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Picturing
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12/3/2009 10:10:35 PM
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Ha, pinstriped suit and Thompson??? My butt, I don't think so. How about a Thong and a bottle of cold beer. Thats more Heathers style.
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Ahhhh,,, was trying to take care of the Cat and he flips me like a nickel... OK boys have at em..... "Standing with a comfortable 1911 in her inner vest pocket and the heater perched comfortably sporting the 50 Round Drum over her shoulder.
She walks into infamy with the whisper of the basement door crying like Rachel for her children..Because Cat is no more........................
The Harpeys emerge silent but committed in the shadows of the basement corners.
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Summer Lover
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And NCII said
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12/3/2009 10:46:54 PM
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Let there be 230 grain hydra-shoks for all, and CAT said - that was good. And laminated 1911 grips to match the pinstriped suits and CAT said "holy chicken feces Dee Dee"...
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