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CAT BOAT
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Lil' Johnny
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12/15/2009 1:31:59 PM
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It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have
turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the
children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early
dismissal.
Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can
leave early today."
Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart
and will answer the question."
Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."
Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.
Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."
Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."
Johnny is even madder than before.
Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."
Teacher: "That's right Nancy , you may also leave."
Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the
questions.
When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would
keep their mouths shut!"
The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"
Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"
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Summer Lover
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You are a copyCAT
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12/15/2009 2:01:27 PM
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Lifer already had that in yesterday....
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CAT BOAT
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Guess so....
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12/15/2009 2:06:47 PM
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Did not see it until now. Did not read down. Lifer aint long for here anyway, him trying to make everyone believe he is LTL.
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Lifer
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I am LTL
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12/17/2009 2:10:15 PM
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the other LTL is the imposter. Trust me....lol.
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Summer Lover
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I am LTL
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12/17/2009 2:30:33 PM
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LTL/Aquanut/swimmer - what am I leaving out?
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BoatsRFun
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I am LTL
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12/17/2009 2:42:09 PM
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FairTaxGuy and Badburan...these go way back...hehehe
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Lifer
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I am LTL
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12/17/2009 3:35:58 PM
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You are telling your forum age BrF. So far as I can count there are only 4 of old timers still around and two of them have been shown to be insignificant....lol.
And next time Bruce 'bans' me, or I forget the login in info again, I will create yet another. My primary email is assciated with the LTL account so I have to create a new email for each mew ID. Since I NEVER check those accounts again, I can never remember the email address. So I create new ones.
Bruce reinstated every other banned account BUT mine, so I game the system. Because we all know that I am the only that has ever caused any problems. I love it. I also like that once I popped back in, his 'hits' must have gone way down. Nobody is posting anyway.
But one thing is for sure, every time I create a new one there are a couple of folks who know right away who I am....lol.
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LTL
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I am LTL.. NOT
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12/18/2009 10:03:03 AM
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No, your NOT. You are not even half of what I am. I have choosen to mind my business, and your actions may force me to beat you down with my poison pen. Go away Lifey, or prepare to be beat down with harsh words, and magnificant strokes of my poison pen. Many before you have challenged, but ALL have been destroyed! Each one like you, slowly, one at the time. It is planned that way you see. That is why there are no "Old Timers" around much anylonger. A swift defeat goes unnoticed, but being slowly beat down gathers a big crowd. It's the "wounded pigeon" syndrone. You'll be pecked to death over time. Do yourself a favor and go away now. It will be less embarrasment for you. I can't make you stop trying to pretend to be me, but I can CERTAINLY break you of the habit. Any words from you from this point forward will be met with no mercy what so ever.
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Lifer
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Bring it on
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12/18/2009 12:34:10 PM
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But I doubt you will offer much in the way of a challenge, but possibly some humor for me and definitely break up the boredom.
Give it your best shot!
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LTL
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It is done....
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12/18/2009 1:28:29 PM
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Why, I ask myself are you even worth the waste of my time? What makes you prominant enough to warrant even one minute of my time? You will be merely entertainment for me. You will be my little toy, puppet, manipulated by whatever my mind deems fit for you at the moment! In the end, you'll be a joke to the forum. At least to those that read this. No one has survived before you, why do you feel so strong? You can never fill my shoes. Hopefully you have false hope, or maybe you are just STUPID enough to really believe you want to carry this out! In some remote small way, I am flattered that you want to be me, or at least have others think that you are me. What is it you find so great about me that you are willing to risk your puny useless little self for??? I have an idea it's "Just plain ignorance".
But I doubt you will offer much in the way of a challenge, but possibly some humor for me and definitely break up the boredom.
Give it your best shot!
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CAT BOAT
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Ouch.....
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12/18/2009 2:53:02 PM
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Ouch, that's gonna leave a mark. Lifey, you do so need to quit now.
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Lifer
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Now Kitty....
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12/18/2009 3:35:14 PM
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You need to stay away from the catnip, or eggnog whatever it is that has you so delusional. I am the original LTL, the only LTL. There may be imposters, but none can be me. When I get back to my house this afternoon I will call you.
And thank you to the imposter because as I always say, immitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
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CAT BOAT
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Now Kitty my butt....
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12/18/2009 3:41:14 PM
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I don't know for sure who you are, but I agree there is only one LTL. And I think you have called him out! Don't drag me into this.
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