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Name:   BigFoot - Email Member
Subject:   2009 BIGFOOT FORUM AWARDS
Date:   12/25/2009 2:35:02 PM

What a year on the forum! So many excellent posts…so many targets for BigFoot to poke fun at! Just remember, if you get poked it only means that I like you…and if I let you slide, it means …well..that
I really, really like you! This may go on too long so I better get crackin’…

SMOKE OF A DIFFERENT COLOR AWARD goes to Roswellric. In a discussion of a trash problem after
Georgia football games, RR posted that the big deal when he was there was the “blue haze” rising above the hippies in the open end of the stadium below the railroad tracks. I remember that blue haze from my last visit there when Sully was a senior at AU. Strangely, though, it must have cloned itself because there seemed to be one just like it right over the student section!

LIFE IS GOOD AWARD goes to Feb. In September, Feb declared that “once you retire, you will never understand how you could ever find the time to work!” Thanks, Feb, for stating it so simply. Truer words were never spoken.

NOAH’S ARK DONE RIGHT AWARD goes to Jethro. In the early Fall, Nancy Christine II commented that it had rained so much that animals were showing up at her house in pairs waiting for the Ark. CAT and GF chimed in with ideas of how to save all the little critters. But Jethro had the best idea of all saying, “make sure nobody loads up the 2 mosquitos!”. That got me to thinking of other good exclusions but Muddauber came up with another good one--fire ants!

BEST NEW BREED OF PEOPLE AWARD goes to Lakeboss who blamed the boat ban on HILLJACKS! Kizma A. explained to the unknowing that a ‘Hilljack’ is what ghetto dwellers call rednecks. Pontoonfisher then asked “what do Hilljacks call ghetto dwellers?” The question alone was funny enough but the answer given by BoatsRFun was…well…discomBOBulating!

SEINFELD MOMENT AWARD goes to Lakngulf who shared his grandfather’s thoughts on the 3 kinds of bad snakes--”live ones, dead ones, and sticks that look like snakes”…I definitely know about those sticks..they can be bad, bad, bad!

BEST NEW TERMINOLOGIES AWARD The finalists for this one are NC II for “billeted alloy vertebrate” and 8hcap for “bloviating pontificators”. I decided to give this to the one with the most Google hits…8hcap takes it 4700 to 3300...but after learning the definition of the winner, I fear I am setting myself up for something here!

BEST SURPRISE-ENDING JOKE AWARD From the jokes forum, the finalists are Hubcap for “Can coldwater clean dishes?” , Dirt Diva “My private part died”, and CAT for his “Maverick” joke …and the winner is DirtDiva! The old man in her joke reminds me so much of one of my old college roomies who was expelled for …shall we say…overexposure.

LURKING IN THE WORLD OF UNREALITY AWARD goes to TWC. In October, CAT complained that it had been 24 hours without anyone posting. TWC replied, “24 hours?? heck up here on Logan Martin, we sometimes go 24 days without a post! We just lurk down here for excitement…kinda like reality TV without the reality!”

FUNNIEST BUMPERS THREAD I know…I know…enough already…but there were so many bumpers threads that I couldn’t ignore them. On 10/02, roswellric innocently posted a link to a great amphibious car video…things went fine for a while until Murph poked and prodded until things went straight downhill from there! Nelems, robert then gave a very precise explanation of the difference between fenders and bumpers…schools’s out…thread in freefall!

CAT CAN COOK AWARD goes to NCII who related her experience at a Cat cookout..and I quote, “Cat can cook. I had about a pound of his butt and 5 of his crabs” Hmmmm… 5 crabs per pound of butt…sounds about right!


FUNNIEST PET VIDEO LINK AWARD goes to Webmaster for his Nov. 3 post titled “CAT can’t get his printer to work”. Hilarious!! If you missed it, go back and check it out…wondering if this is really Louie, Talisi’s cat, trying to print out his football picks!

SIGNIFICANT SHRINKAGE UPGRADE AWARD goes to Maddog who carried out his January swim as promised…he did say something about 2 hrs. under an electric blanket thereafter…hope everything returned to normal, maddog!

WHAT’S UP MAY NOT COME DOWN AWARD goes to Summer Lover. In attempting to explain that virga and viagara were not the same, SL stated that “one does not make it down and the other keeps it up”
Hmmmmmm…such similarities!

CREATIVE AND FUNNY AWARD The finalists for this one are Lakngulf for “Week before Christmas”, Rude Evin for his response to same, and Lakngulf again for “Top 10 Reasons the LM site is slow”…and the winner is Lakngulf for “Week before Christmas”…he really needs to be writing this…he is definitely NOT a “bloviating pontificator”!

MOST ENTERTAINING LINK AWARD goes to Maverick who first posted an Elf-Yourself video link. Kudos to the others who also posted one. All were very entertaining…and as ot said, “that got me in the Christmas spirit”.

SPORTS AWARDS : We had another great year on the Sports Forum and some fine performances were turned in at pool tracker. In January, Bamabob3 continued his hot streak by winning the football bowls challenge . In March, AJ’SDAD blew everybody out of the water in the March Madness pool with Muddauber taking the Sweet 16 pool. In December, Talisi won the regular season football pool. Congratulations to those winners!

WHO SAID THAT?…not an award but a little forum trivia. I will post some quotes below…see if you know or remember who said it…I will post the answers later…

1. “well…if you’re going to light it up, you better make sure it’s grounded!”
2. “if not rainfall, the units would be metric”
3. “but I heard his oysters were small…oops..wrong thread”
4. “which one is the sanke”
5. “LTL warned about what he could do”
6. “may want to restock your supply of eggs and nogg…something tells me you now have none”
7. “rhyme and verse and manure”
8. “the lake is closed for football season”
9. “looks like the same driver who taught me to ski”
10. “that’s some funny chit right there”

In a more serious vein, I wish to offer thanks to the following for all they did during 2009:

Webmaster for maintaining such a great site for the lake community…also, for his video links, work during Aquapalooza, and just being one of us!

Capt. Brooks for his input to the forum and the great service he and his staff provide to us all throughout the year.

Resident Realty experts, John and Toni, for the information they share on the forum.

All sponsors on this site allowing us to continue to have access to such a great venue for sharing our thoughts and ideas.

CAT for his continued excellent service and advice to the lake community.

NCII for making and sharing some great videos of interest to lake enthusiasts.

Finally, if anybody is still reading, MERRY CHRISTMAS and a HAPPY NEW YEAR!!








Name:   GoneFishin - Email Member
Subject:   2009 BIGFOOT FORUM AWARDS
Date:   12/25/2009 2:58:12 PM

Thanks for posting. That was some funny chit to quote the CAT BIRD.



Name:   muddauber - Email Member
Subject:   2009 BIGFOOT FORUM AWARDS
Date:   12/25/2009 3:42:05 PM

Thanks BF. Yes, we did have a good year on the forums. I very fondly recall many of your picks.



Name:   CAT BOAT - Email Member
Subject:   2009 BIGFOOT FORUM AWARDS
Date:   12/25/2009 4:10:16 PM

NOW DAT'S SOME FUNNY CHIT RIGHT THERE. Indeed, the forum takes us through the year.... And, a very tough year at that.



Name:   alahusker - Email Member
Subject:   2009 BIGFOOT FORUM AWARDS
Date:   12/25/2009 4:49:52 PM

Well that was a class post.. Really enjoy the forum and people, even when I disagree.. Touch of americana, politics and wierd humor.. Merry Christmas, Y'all..



Name:   Nancy Christine II - Email Member
Subject:   2009 BIGFOOT FORUM AWARDS
Date:   12/25/2009 5:47:54 PM

Thanks for compiling and holding on to all this information.
It's nice to remember the year in review. I have had a lot of fun and made so many new friends. Many in person and some still names in cyberspace.

Looking for a fantastic 2010.



Name:   Little Talisi - Email Member
Subject:   2009 BIGFOOT FORUM AWARDS
Date:   12/25/2009 6:05:55 PM

BF, as has been often said, "Thanks for the Memories". I have enjoyed all the forums and also getting to meet and spend some time with other Forum members. Looking forward to more lunch get togethers.



Name:   lakngulf - Email Member
Subject:   2009 BIGFOOT FORUM AWARDS
Date:   12/26/2009 7:31:54 AM

I like the way BigFoot can hand out the awards AND make the acceptance speech in the same post. We all know the truth. BigFoot, YOU are the winner!

Merry Christmas to All and a great twenty-ten



Name:   BigFoot - Email Member
Subject:   2009 BIGFOOT FORUM AWARDS
Date:   12/26/2009 9:14:16 AM

...and I would like to thank my agent, my producer,....funny post,lakngulf...HAPPY NEW YEAR!



Name:   Maddog - Email Member
Subject:   2009 BIGFOOT FORUM AWARDS
Date:   12/26/2009 9:30:09 AM

BigFoot....thank you for all that you do for all of us forum members. With all of your hard work on the pools, it has brought new life to my sports world and for that, I send you a great big THANK YOU. The 2009 BIGFOOT FORUM AWARDS were a hit again. I didn't think you could surpass last years awards, but once again, you have come to the top with your awards post. I hope you and your family had a Merry Christmas and I wish you a very Happy New Year!!! Now bring on the pool bowl games today.



Name:   muddauber - Email Member
Subject:   2009 BIGFOOT FORUM AWARDS
Date:   12/26/2009 9:51:23 AM

As agent/producer, don't thank me. Just send the 10 percent. lol



Name:   BigFoot - Email Member
Subject:   2009 BIGFOOT FORUM AWARDS
Date:   12/26/2009 10:38:02 AM

Thanks, maddog...I agree totally with the need for more bowl games...yesterday was a real bummer with nary a game scheduled but 3 on tap for today starting at 12 cst..bring 'em on..



Name:   BigFoot - Email Member
Subject:   2009 BIGFOOT FORUM AWARDS
Date:   12/26/2009 12:11:40 PM

Well..let's see, 'dauber...I will send you 10% of every cent I have ever made on picking football games...easy math....



Name:   twc - Email Member
Subject:   2009 BIGFOOT FORUM AWARDS
Date:   12/26/2009 12:31:48 PM

Thanks for the award. Nice to be included in such a prestigious and illustrious group. (can ya tell I got a dictionary for Christmas?)

Now that I have my computers fixed, maybe I can get back in the football and basketball pools. Thanks for all you do to make this place even more fun.

Peace, Merry Christmas, and Happy New year from Logan Martin.
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TC



Name:   BigFoot - Email Member
Subject:   2009 BIGFOOT FORUM AWARDS
Date:   12/26/2009 12:48:02 PM

thanks, twc...we did miss you in the football pools but we know you will be back when March Madness hits!



Name:   Ulysses E. McGill - Email Member
Subject:   Thanks BF.
Date:   12/26/2009 3:54:33 PM

I'm looking forward to another great year in 2010!



Name:   ot - Email Member
Subject:   Thanks BF.
Date:   12/26/2009 5:47:58 PM

i second that ....and, you are a great story teller!!!!

and i don't mean 'one who lies'! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.



Name:   AJsDad - Email Member
Subject:   2009 BIGFOOT FORUM AWARDS
Date:   12/26/2009 8:46:17 PM

Great recap Bigfoot! Enjoyed re-reading some of the winner's posts and look forward to the coming year and all the forum discussions that come with it. Merry Christmas to all and a very happy new year!!





Name:   Toni - Email Member
Subject:   2009 BIGFOOT FORUM AWARDS
Date:   12/26/2009 11:01:58 PM

Thanks Greg!



Name:   BoatsRFun - Email Member
Subject:   2009 BIGFOOT FORUM AWARDS
Date:   12/27/2009 10:31:19 AM

Big Thanks to BigFoot, great job!!!!



Name:   rude evin - Email Member
Subject:   2009 BIGFOOT FORUM AWARDS
Date:   12/27/2009 1:23:50 PM

Let me add my THANKS and a deep bow to the Maestro for all he brings to the forum, to include the fun and anticipated year-end-awards..............Now all of you would-be 2010 awardees should start to grovel and beg, For it's never too early to try to impress ol' Greg!



Name:   John C - Email Member
Subject:   thanks!
Date:   12/27/2009 2:58:50 PM

I echo NCII in saying how great it has been to make new cyber friends, and this year it happened that I got to meet quite a few of you in real life. Thanks for coming up to speak to me in restaurants or C stores, I hope 2010 brings many such meet ups!



Name:   BigFoot - Email Member
Subject:   thanks!
Date:   12/27/2009 3:08:58 PM

..so true, John...and I certainly meant to mention my gratitude to Jlazc above for setting up the Lake Martin Facebook page, putting faces with names, and making it easier to recognize our forum friends while out and about.



Name:   BigFoot - Email Member
Subject:   Answers to trivia...
Date:   12/30/2009 10:40:13 AM

1. JLAZC in response to Lakngulf's "Really Bright Docks" thread
2. LAKEPLUMBER in 5/08 response to confusion about what's being
measured
3. BOATSRFUN injecting a little oyster bar fun in an April post
4. LAKEMAN having a little fun with a typo
5. LAKNGULF in his "Top 10 Reasons" post.
6. SUMMER LOVER in reply to "Week Before Christmas"
7. RUDE EVIN's hilarious ending to poetic response to "Week
Before Christmas"
8. MAVERICK...only Mav could close the lake for football season
9. LAKEPLUMBER in CAT's "Triumph Boats" thread
10.CAT...of course







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