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HubCap
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The Atheist and the Shark
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12/31/2009 4:36:11 AM
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There is this atheist swimming in the ocean. All of the sudden he sees this shark in the water, so he starts swimming towards his boat.
As he looks back he sees the shark turn and head towards him. His boat is a ways off and he starts swimming like crazy. He's scared to death, and as he turns to see the jaws of the great white beast open revealing its teeth in a horrific splendor, the atheist screams, "Oh God! Save me!"
In an instant time is frozen and a bright light shines down from above. The man is motionless in the water when he hears the voice of God say, "You are an atheist. Why do you call upon me when you do not believe in me?"
Aghast with confusion and knowing he can't lie the man replies, "Well, that's true I don't believe in you, but how about the shark? Can you make the shark believe in you?"
The Lord replies, "As you wish," and the light retracted back into the heavens and the man could feel the water begin to move once again.
As the atheist looks back he can see the jaws of the shark start to close down on him, when all of sudden the shark stops and pulls back.
Shocked, the man looks at the shark as the huge beast closes its eyes and bows its head and says, "Thank you Lord for this food for which I am about to receive..."
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HARRY
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The Atheist and the Shark
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12/31/2009 1:17:44 PM
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No athiest in a foxhole
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HubCap
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The Atheist and the Shark
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12/31/2009 4:25:03 PM
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There are no such thing as an atheist you put enough pain on any body and they will call on someone
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architect
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The Atheist and the Shark
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1/2/2010 8:06:56 AM
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I'm sure we have all heard the parable of the man in the flood:
The flood waters are rising, the man crawls to the lower roof and begins to pray. A boat arrives to offer assistance. The man refuses saying he has no fear because God will keep him safe. Water rises higher. he crawls to the ridge of the roof and continues his prayer. A 2d boat arrives The man again refuses aid because he has faith that God will keep him safe. Finally he is perched on the top of the chimney with the waters lapping within inches. A helicopter offers assistance but he again refuses putting all his faith in God to give him deliverence. Eventually he drowns and goes to heaven. When he meets God he questions why God had failed to keep him safe. God replies, "what, you mean the 2 boats and helicopter I sent didn't make it to you?"
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