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Name:	Tall Cotton -	Reply
Subject:	Test Drive
Date:	4/1/2010 3:10:22 PM

I took a Cadillac Escalade out for a test drive just to drive that sucker before they become extinct. The salesman sat in the back seat describing the car and all its wonderful options.

The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats directed warm air to your rear in the winter and directed cool air to your rear in the summer heat.

I stated the car must be a Republican car. Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican car and I explained that if it were a Democrat car, the seats would blow smoke up your rear year-round.

I had to walk back to the dealership, but it was worth it...

Name:	lamont -	Reply
Subject:	As Larry The Cable Man would say....
Date:	4/1/2010 3:56:38 PM

Now that's funny..... I don't care who you are.

Name:	GoneFishin -	Reply
Subject:	As Larry The Cable Man would say....
Date:	4/1/2010 5:08:45 PM

Yep, even I liked that one. Hey Cotton, you're lucky that sales rep didn't tie ya to the seat after that comment since republicans seen to be into bondage these days. Git it done!!!!!!!

Name:	wix -	Reply
Subject:	Escha'lades
Date:	4/1/2010 9:01:34 PM

are definitely democrat vehicles. At least most all of the black escha'lades I've seen with the wagon wheels seem to be democrat owned.

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