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lakngulf
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Sayings I've Never Heard
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12/27/2010 6:25:28 AM
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While visiting family and friends during the holidays invariably someone comes up with a old saying that I have never heard before. One relative was supposed to have remembered to do something that was important, and, of course, forgot. Upon realizing this he said "Well you know my memory is as short as a cat's peter" They claimed that grandmother used to say it. Never heard that one before....just saying.
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Ulysses E. McGill
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Sayings I've Never Heard
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12/27/2010 12:05:48 PM
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You've heard it before, but your memory is shorter than the hairs on a merkin bench.
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lakngulf
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Sayings I've Never Heard
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12/27/2010 12:08:43 PM
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Heard what?
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| Name: |
Ulysses E. McGill
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Sayings I've Never Heard
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12/27/2010 1:08:22 PM
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exactly!
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| Name: |
lamont
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My Grandaddy Used to Say....
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12/27/2010 1:32:29 PM
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Never get a pi$$ fight with a skunk. Y'all can figure out the punch line.
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BigFoot
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Sayings I've Never Heard
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12/27/2010 4:22:57 PM
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Who's on First?
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| Name: |
Ulysses E. McGill
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Sayings I've Never Heard
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12/27/2010 4:51:38 PM (updated 12/27/2010 4:53:05 PM)
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GA Tech and Air Force are on first at 5......The Falcons and Saints start at 8:30.
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BigFoot
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Sayings I've Never Heard
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12/27/2010 8:45:43 PM
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LMAO...now there's one I never heard my grandma say..lmao, that is....of course her internet connection was not all that high speed in the '60s....she wouldn't have said it anyway because of the A word....
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CAT BOAT
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WHY?????
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12/27/2010 10:55:31 PM
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Has it got to be a CAT'S Peter????? I just wanna know. Why can't it be "short as a Bigfoots peter". Or, "Short as a Mad dawgs peter", or what about "short as a Murphs' Peter". Kinda sounds like "Dirt Diva" - SHE calls Aligators Lizards.... Geeezzzz. See yall Wednesday. JUST SAYIN'.
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muddauber
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WHY?????
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12/28/2010 8:09:28 AM
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Well, maybe they know something? Perhaps these images will spark some memory.
URL: Peter Peppers
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MrHodja
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WHY?????
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12/28/2010 9:27:30 AM
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Glad the Peter I know so well isn't shriveled up like that.
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BigFoot
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WHY?????
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12/28/2010 9:36:31 AM
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I ain't saying a word....
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lakngulf
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WHY?????
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12/28/2010 9:39:13 AM
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Hey BF, have you ever robbed from peter to pay paul, or to pick a peck of pepper?
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BigFoot
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WHY?????
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12/28/2010 9:41:59 AM
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No, I don't know how peter got robbed...and I have heard of picking a peck of pickled pepper...now who has peppers pickled on the vine?
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lakngulf
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WHY?????
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12/28/2010 9:51:57 AM
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Man, I started a serious thread here, and now it has come to give a new meaning to the phrase "pickled pepper"
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BigFoot
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WHY?????
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12/28/2010 9:56:43 AM
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Maybe that's why your peppers looked so good in that picture...pickled on the vine...did you get them all picked before the freezes hit?
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MrHodja
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WHY?????
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12/28/2010 9:57:16 AM
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Not as bad as talking about pickled peters.......ok I'll crawl back under that rock...
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BigFoot
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WHY?????
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12/28/2010 10:05:34 AM
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..re-located the cage?
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| Name: |
BigFoot
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Welcome to LNG's Chat Room....
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12/28/2010 10:07:09 AM (updated 12/28/2010 10:09:02 AM)
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...about sayings I have never heard...and never will again...
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MrHodja
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WHY?????
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12/28/2010 10:23:17 AM
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Whatever it takes to keep the fingers away from the keyboard.....:>)
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MrHodja
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Welcome to LNG's Chat Room....
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12/28/2010 10:24:24 AM
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CAT is the one who started it......
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lakngulf
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Welcome to LNG's Chat Room....
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12/28/2010 10:31:03 AM
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Started what?
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| Name: |
MrHodja
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Welcome to LNG's Chat Room....
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12/28/2010 10:36:51 AM
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Beats me....:>)
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BigFoot
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WHY?????
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12/28/2010 10:44:31 AM
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Who's on first McGill?
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DirtDiva
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Grandpa used to say...
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12/28/2010 2:13:33 PM
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My Grandpa used to say:
1) You knew you were old when you farted dust.
and
2) You knew you were old when your short curlies turned gray......
CAT - alligators ARE lizards........
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NC State and W. VA start at 630, then the wusses in Philly will play without snow. Iowa and Missouri at 10 for the night owls. A good night for football!
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Ulysses E. McGill
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Welcome to LNG's Chat Room....
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12/28/2010 6:06:42 PM
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Correct again
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| Name: |
Ulysses E. McGill
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WHY?????
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12/28/2010 6:17:40 PM (updated 12/28/2010 6:19:24 PM)
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I almost had a football emergency....after spending the weekend in GA, I got home today and the Dish receiver wasn't working correctly. Don't know what happened, but it took 2 reboots and a phone call. All is well but whew, that was close; thought I was going to have to drive the toon to see Lakngulf or Talisi.
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CAT BOAT
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Grandpa used to say...
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12/28/2010 8:47:42 PM
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Yes DIRT, indeed they are. But they are CATagorized! Cat peckers are seemingly small to the ordinary person. BUT, there are BIG CATs, and small CATS. Peckers are sized accordingly. Some Cat peckers will bite, while others purrrrrrr. Some Cat peckers are very aggressive, some are not. Remember, CATs hisssss, have teeth and climb. Small Cats aka. Kittens cuddle, and they are gentle and attractive. Some Cats have to be declawd, aka. nutered. O: There are Lizards, and Alligators. Although they may share a remarkable likeness, they are very different in attitude, aggressiveness, some even change colors! If liazrds loose there tail, it grows back. YEP, indeed it does. (for various reasons, depending on locality and habitat). Lizards, unlike Alligators browse the plants and flowers, looking for tiny insects and bugs. Alligators spend the day resting, laying in the Sun. Waiting for just the right moment, when a Lizard lover my stroll by. (aka. Sexy woman) So, you....being an aggressive female (Hodja will explain later) that calls Alligators Lizards means you are either Sheltered big time..... Don't get out much.... Or just too dang good. JUST SAYIN'
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| Name: |
BigFoot
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| Subject: |
HOLY MOLY......
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12/29/2010 9:18:13 AM
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...just sayin'....
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| Name: |
mariah1
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WHY?????
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12/29/2010 6:08:17 PM
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Whats on second and I don't know is on third.....
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| Name: |
CAT BOAT
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| Subject: |
HOLY MOLY......
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12/29/2010 9:39:11 PM
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Sometimes I just amaze myself.... Opps.
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