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CAT BOAT
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The LIST, now available.
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6/19/2012 5:42:29 PM
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Of course, this is a Joke. I needed some amusement in my day. So, I tried to entertain myself for a moment. I will continue to improve the list. Being that business is slow, I have thought of a new way to earn income. I have developed many relationships with Lake Martin Forum members. Actually, I have much personal information as far as names, phone numbers, addresses, cell phone numbers and pretty much anything else as such. Therefore, I have developed a Menu with a price list and will sell the appropriate contact information as listed below.
THE PREMIUM LIST. Your choice of any one person below: $1,000.00
Kizma Ainuce
Gone Fishin
Lifer
Martini Man
THE GOLD LIST. Your choice of any one person: $750.00
Archietect
Hodja
Hound
Spot Remover
THE SILVER LIST. Your choice of any one person. $500.00
Crimson4life
Summer lover
Dirt Diva (she is really pretty)
Mad Dog
Sandy Tiger
Crappy
Mariah
BRF
THE BRONZE LIST. Your choice, Buy one get one free. $20.00
MAVERICK
Lil Talisi
Elysiss McGill
Big Foot
Roswellric
MACK
FEB
Please note: This list is a current work in progress. Prices and list can and will change without notice. We except VISA, Master Card, Check and Cash.
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| Name: |
Jim Dandy
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The LIST, now available.
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6/19/2012 5:49:05 PM
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That's a little much for Mav, don't you think?
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John C
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I'm free!!! /EOM
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6/19/2012 5:55:48 PM
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Kizma Anuice
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What about the dream girl?
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6/19/2012 6:06:13 PM
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You don't have the 411 on the person everyone wants to know about.
The girl wearing a tube for a hat on the cover of the 2010 Aquapalooza edition of Lake Martin Living.
I know a couple of young hedge fund guys who would pay folding money for that information.
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| Name: |
CAT BOAT
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What about the dream girl?
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6/19/2012 6:57:57 PM
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Really, I only listed a "PARTIAL" list of folks here that I really know and do business with. I don't know her. But, I ain't done with the list. I'm gone have fun with this. But, in a serious manner, I would never consider doing what this says. But, I have had a good laugh for myself at the least. And, John C. NO YOU ARE NOT FREE. You may just make the "pay me to take them list". LMAO. I'm just trying to figure out how much to pay for YOU. LOL.
CAT,
goin' crazy one day at the time.
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John C
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you better eBay this..
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6/19/2012 7:01:41 PM
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you might get more money if you allow the crowd to bid up the price on some of these characters!!
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| Name: |
CAT BOAT
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you better eBay this..
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6/19/2012 7:07:18 PM
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Yep, I was thinking the same thing. List em' all together and have a Lake Martin.com auction. Kinda like the Chicken Auction, but online. Funny. I got to go, headed to Judys' for supper. (I meant Sams' Saloon).
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mariah1
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you better eBay this..
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6/19/2012 7:48:02 PM
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Somebody needs to get Cat some Oxygen! LOL
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BigFoot
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SMAO......
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6/19/2012 8:04:43 PM
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...now THAT is a classic....just when you least expect it, CAT DELIVERS!! First good spew in a long time....
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Little Talisi
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SMAO......
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6/19/2012 8:13:36 PM
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Now I know what you have been thinking about.
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yep, he's been thinkin' about changing the subject.....We already have most of those contacts too, and anyone else can send us an email and get an answer. lol, guess that's why we're buy one get one free at the Cathouse.
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Sandy Tiger
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SMAO......
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6/19/2012 9:01:28 PM
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Do you have the pet beavers contact info? Now that would a dollar well spent.
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Webmaster
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The LIST, now available.
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6/19/2012 9:22:19 PM
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So Cat, are you saying these people can be bought? LOL
I guess I'm priceless.
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lakngulf
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The LIST, now available.
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6/19/2012 9:30:56 PM
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The Cat delivers.
BigFoot spews.
The water is up.
You gotta love summertime on Lake Martin
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| Name: |
CAT BOAT
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The LIST, now available.
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6/19/2012 9:35:36 PM
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Yep, and the Cook off beat down is comin' soon.
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Cat is worth only the trouble you can get in by being on his list. So I guess I got off this one scott free! Unless I get a revision from the pesky feline.
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mckaygmc
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Thanks cat
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6/19/2012 9:56:31 PM
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You just confirmed what my wife tells me....LOL
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lakngulf
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The LIST, now available.
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6/19/2012 9:58:50 PM
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Well, if this list selling thing works for you then......
They will have their "green" and you will have your "green"
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roswellric
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Dang!
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6/19/2012 10:31:51 PM
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I thought I would be worth at least $22.95...
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roswellric
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I'm free!!! /EOM
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6/19/2012 10:32:52 PM
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Probably easy too....
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Aardvark
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The LIST, now available.
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6/20/2012 8:33:03 AM
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Some people(like me) are just better at hiding things than others(people on The LIST).
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Summer Lover
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Shoud'a known
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6/20/2012 9:37:59 AM
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I should not have talked to Randy when I took the boat over to Cathouse... :-)
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MrHodja
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The LIST, now available.
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6/20/2012 10:02:27 AM
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Did you have to sandwich me between Archie and Hound?
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| Name: |
Summer Lover
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The LIST, now available.
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6/20/2012 11:14:46 AM
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Better be careful about which way you are facing... jus' sayin'
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Barneget
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The LIST, now available.
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6/20/2012 11:59:29 AM
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Dang man, read that, spewed a Red Bull and have to change shirts..........
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crappyattitude
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wow!!!!!!......
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6/20/2012 1:24:47 PM
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I can't even beleive I made "The List".... Thought I would've been put on the "Left for Dead" list..... But $500... Unbelievable!
Just hope that you don't wait too long for that check........
Crappy : )
(Just outside of Nashville)
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Maddog
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The LIST, now available.
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6/20/2012 2:29:09 PM
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Cat....I'm going noodling June 29th and after that trip I hope to be upgraded to the GOLD list!!!!!
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Summer Lover
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The LIST, now available.
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6/20/2012 2:59:40 PM
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I guess that means you got an address for the pet beaver - right???
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lucky67
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The LIST, now available.
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6/20/2012 3:42:03 PM
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CATHERINE didnt make the list ????? guess she's off sticking pins in Russell lands look alike voodoo dolls
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| Name: |
CAT BOAT
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I HEAR....
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6/20/2012 5:39:14 PM
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There is a Hi-Level meeting tonight at Sams Saloon, located inside of Judy's Stage Coach. Some sort of meeting concerning "The List". Just sayin'.
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mariah1
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I HEAR....
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6/20/2012 5:47:40 PM
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OMG don't tell UEM or Talisi or you will be in big trouble!!!!
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Little Talisi
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I HEAR....
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6/20/2012 6:08:35 PM
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MARIAH don't bother me when I am cooking. Just about anybody can hang out in a bar.
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| Name: |
CAT BOAT
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I HEAR....
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6/20/2012 6:09:23 PM
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They would never show up. They are skeered.
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mariah1
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I HEAR....
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6/20/2012 6:11:21 PM
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Have a angered the cook!!!!! Or are you just practicing for the big show?????
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Little Talisi
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I HEAR....
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6/20/2012 7:25:23 PM
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They say things happen in three's, so hear goes. CAT your challenge has been accepted. I am not sure what we will cook, who will be the judges, or when it will happen, because to me it does not matter. But one thing is for certain, me thinks you are the one one that is skeeeeeeerrrrrred!!
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| Name: |
CAT BOAT
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I HEAR....
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6/20/2012 10:13:03 PM
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DONT make me start thinking again. It hurts.
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That's cause when you get to thinkin', you get skeeeeeeered.....LOL.
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MartiniMan
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The LIST, now available.
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6/22/2012 3:17:23 AM
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OK, I seriously doubt anyone would spend a plug nickel to contact me.......but being a avowed capitalist I am willing to share my contact information with anyone for say......$750 cash....small bills.....non sequential......cause I'm not going to pay a dime of taxes on that money.......anyone?..........helloooo?????
C'mon folks, that's a 25% discount off Cat's already low price!! I need a new wakeboard and this will cover it nicely with plenty left over for gas.......sigh........
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| Name: |
CAT BOAT
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The LIST, now available.
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6/22/2012 10:49:30 AM
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Dont forget my commission.
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| Name: |
Spot Remover
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The LIST, now available.
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6/24/2012 10:04:11 AM
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Would only be one of those striper maniacs that would pay for me. Come to think of it $750 might be a good deal to them. Feeling around the house is that I'm only good for noodling, and only at New Years and 4th of July. Who is this Kisma person?
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