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CAT BOAT
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Dear Ulysses....
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1/5/2013 4:25:18 PM
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"Hark, the Herald Traeger sangs,
as the smoke comes from its flames".
"The Ribs just soakin',
from that fine Traeger Smokin'".
"While your Green Egg lay cold,
the Traeger cooks Bold".
"May 2013, silence your Egg,
for my Traeger secrets, you must Beg".
"Once and for all,
my Traeger stands tall".
Once and forever,
my cookin' is Better".
Just sayin'.
CAT, just outside the "nuthouse".
Can't wait to get back to the lake store in two weeks. "BLING IT ON"
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BigFoot
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Dear Ulysses....
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1/5/2013 5:32:59 PM
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Wow! Do we have a new Forum Poet Laureate? ...gotta say that was pretty good...almost made me want to grill something even if on my 25 yr. old "Happy Cooker"....May 2013, the showdown looms near....
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| Name: |
Ulysses E. McGill
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Dear Dee Dee....
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1/5/2013 7:11:55 PM (updated 1/5/2013 7:16:10 PM)
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Take away his beer and stick him back in the nuthouse....
Now, here is a more telling song Cat wrote (I found it wadded up in his Blazer when he asked me to drive it back from the public ramp).
To the tune of "Cat Scratch Fever"
Well I don't know where they come from
But they sure do come
I hope they comin' for me
And I don't know how they do it
But they sure do it good
Their Grillin' is surely supreme
They give me Green Egg Fever
Green Egg Fever
I got this damned ol' Traeger when
I was just ten years old
I got it from some kitty next door
I went and see the Dr. and
He told me the cure
I think I got it some more
They give me Green Egg Fever
Green Egg Fever
It's nothin dangerous
I feel no pain
I've got to ch-ch-change
You know you got a Traeger when you're going insane
It makes a grown man cryin cryin
Won't you gimme an Egg
I make the pellets plop in with
The stroke of my hand
Da Traeger know it gettin' it from me
They know just where to go
When they see their crazy cat
They know I do it for free
They give me Green Egg Fever
Green Egg Fever
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| Name: |
GoneFishin
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Inquiring Minds Want To Know
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1/5/2013 7:27:39 PM
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Did you have a search warrant???????? Did you find his stash??????
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| Name: |
Ulysses E. McGill
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| Subject: |
Inquiring Minds Want To Know
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1/5/2013 7:47:23 PM
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No warrant, but I was given the keys and asked to take the Blazer (and trailer) back to the LM Cathouse so Steve could drive the Cat Boat back to his condo ....I did see a stash which I believed to be catnip, but can't verify.
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twc
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Inquiring Minds Want To Know
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1/5/2013 7:48:27 PM
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As uncle Si would say...
"it's on like DONKEY KONG!"
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Cat will come on and deny the truth, but y'all know better.
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CAT BOAT
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The Minute is NOW...
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1/5/2013 9:12:51 PM
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The time has come... "(sing it like Jingle Bells")
"Jingle Wings, Jingle Wings, Jingle all the way!
Oh, what fun it is to cook the tasty Traeger way, HEY!"
"Green Egg Steaks, Green Egg Steaks,
a saw is what it takes".
"Oh what fun it is to eat,
Treager Fine cooked Meat".
HEY!
Give it up John, I'm on a roll.
CAT, Runnin the NUT house now.
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| Name: |
Ulysses E. McGill
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Not so fast...
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1/5/2013 9:35:31 PM (updated 1/5/2013 9:36:49 PM)
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Larry found this song you wrote after smokin' that ham...
Jingle Bells, Cathouse smells, the ham is all dried up
Oh how I wish I had an Egg, before Dee Dee trades her Cat for a Pup.
I think U goin' manic!
Bazinga!
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| Name: |
CAT BOAT
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And, to finish the Ulyssissy whippin'....
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1/5/2013 9:36:04 PM
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Opps, in trouble now. LMAO.
“I’ve been dreaming of a Green Christmas,
I know the CAT man can whip us all.”
“My Egg weighs heavy on the ‘ole cookin’ toll,
May the Traeger, save us all”.
When the time comes, and the food is cooked,
All bellies full of Joy.
Ole CAT comes through,
Yep, like a Good Ole’ Boy!
Every Sunday, he starts the grill,
And for the Egg Heads, he starts Prayin”.
Then the Treager starts to cookin[‘,
And to all CAT says, “Just sayin”.
I am done now. McGill, you loose.
Round ONE Ding Ding. LOL.
GO BAMA.
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twc
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I can't decide....
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1/5/2013 9:40:21 PM
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Which is more entertaining. This or Duck Dynasty.
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from Larry....we both want some of what you been into tonight. LMAO, bet it's not off the Traeger!
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Little Talisi
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I can't decide....
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1/5/2013 9:57:04 PM
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as much as I would like to see this "showdown" happen, most of you have to realize that the "Treager" does not respond to anything that takes less than three hours to cook. That means alot of you would have to show up for a couple of days to tastes the final results and the "CAT" never can stay still that long.
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CAT BOAT
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Good, Just got a text
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1/5/2013 10:05:01 PM
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Two against ONE. Yall Bling it on. I got a text as well. From Larry, and he wants ransom money. Trust me, he can be bought. I am done with the "Poem" and "Circumstance". "THROW THE EGGS TO THE WAFFLE HOUSE CROWD". "Scattered', smothered', shot, and killed, eat as you wish, but the EGG will DIE, a Stank Ho' Death. "The GREEN EGG will go down, in a hard, "Dirt Nap" kinda way.
"JUST SAYIN'"
DEE sayed, I got to stop now.
(: This was fun. Love yall, Mean it.
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CAT BOAT
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Opps......
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1/5/2013 10:08:16 PM
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Strank ?????'s and Dirt Naps. What had' happened wuz, I have got myself in a lil' trouble here. At home anyway. Good nite.
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Little Talisi
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Dog's out, CAT's in, for the night
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1/5/2013 10:08:58 PM
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C U
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Another Cat song has just been uncovered....we have almost enough to cut an album!
I broke wind in the the General Lee;
Somebody snitched on me.
I hid a frog in Madison's bed;
Somebody snitched on me.
I spilled some ink on Dee Dee's rug;
I made Travis eat a bug;
Bought some gum with a penny slug;
Somebody snitched on me.
Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Dee Dee and Steven are mad.
I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.
I put a tack on Talisi's chair
Somebody snitched on me.
I tied a knot in OT's hair
Somebody snitched on me.
I did a dance on Big Foots plants
Climbed a tree and tore my pants
Filled the sugar bowl with ants
Somebody snitched on me.
So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Dee Dee and Steven are mad.
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.
I won't be seeing Santa Claus;
Somebody snitched on me.
He won't come visit me because
Somebody snitched on me.
Next year I'll be going straight;
Next year I'll be good, just wait
I'd start now, but it's too late;
Somebody snitched on me.
So you better be good whatever you do
'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you,
You'll get nuttin' for Christmas.
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CAT BOAT
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Your just out...
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1/5/2013 10:31:58 PM
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Dont' quit your day job. "Delta, we love to fly, and it shows". I'll just be "Timex"....... CAT takes a Lickin' and keeps on Tickin". Or, maybe another..... "Secret, strong enough for a man, but MADE FOR A WOMAN". Be careful where you tread Ulyssis,... Just sayin'. You better let this thread go. I got to go to bed. Prolly a good thing for you. "In a Nascar, Talladega Pile up Kinda way'.
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it's been over 30 minutes since u texted me and said Dee Dee took your computer away, so quit sneekin' out to the shop and seein' what what we sayin' bout you, LOL.
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Ulysses E. McGill
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BTW
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1/5/2013 10:48:12 PM (updated 1/5/2013 10:51:07 PM)
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Bet you can't look me in the eye and say you didn't chuckle at that last one... ur's gave me a good laugh, Liz can't figure out why I keep cracking up while watching the football game.
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just rereading the thread...."Stank Ho' Death"?, LMAO.
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lakngulf
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AnotherBTW
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1/5/2013 11:34:39 PM
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Wow. I have been out of town too long. Yall are on to sumpin. Left over Egg Nog?
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| Name: |
BigFoot
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This just in!
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1/6/2013 8:42:01 AM
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Somebody help me! I'm about to spew a Stank Ho' Death here....
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| Name: |
CAT BOAT
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BTW
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1/6/2013 12:09:39 PM
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Chuckle??? That was dang rite funny!
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Where's the "HEY!!!" ?
Crappy : )
(Just outside of Nashville)
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| Name: |
twc
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twc......
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1/7/2013 10:02:36 AM
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"HEY JACK"!
I was expecting a little more action from them yesterday. Must have had some pounding heads.
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| Name: |
Ulysses E. McGill
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Well...
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1/7/2013 4:06:30 PM (updated 1/7/2013 4:07:02 PM)
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It's kinda like when the devil went down to Georgia and met up with that other fella named Johnny....best to just lay the Traeger down at Johnny's feet.
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Ulysses E. McGill
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And here's the rest of the story.
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1/7/2013 4:08:28 PM (updated 1/7/2013 4:31:40 PM)
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The Cat went down to Kowaliga, he was looking for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind and he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across this young man grillin' on a Egg and runnin' it hot.
And the Cat jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "Boy let me tell you what:
"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a grillin' feller too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you make a pretty good rib, ol' boy, but give the devil his due:
"I bet a Traeger of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
The boy said: "My name's Johnny and it might be a sin,
"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos the Eggs the best that's ever been."
Johnny you go stoke up your Egg and get her smokin' good.
'Cos hells broke loose in Kowaliga and Cat thinks he deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny Trager made of gold.
But if you lose, the Cat man gets your soul.
The Cat opened up his Trager and he said: "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips as popped in pellets below.
And he pulled a brush across his grate and it made an evil hiss.
Then a bunch of demons joined in and it smelled something like this.
(smell them pellets smoking?)
When the Cat finished, Johnny said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son.
"But sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show you how its done."
Fire in the Eggs Ragin', run boys, run.
The Cat's in the house of the risin' sun.
Steak on the griddle man, coals are a glow
"Granny, does your dog bite?"
"No, child, no."
The Cat bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
He laid that golden Traeger on the ground at Johnny's feet.
Johnny said: "Cat just come on back if you ever want to try again.
"cause I told you once, you son of a gun, the Egg's the best there's ever been."
And he played fire in the Eggs ragin', run boys, run.
The Cats in the house of the risin' sun.
Steak on the griddle man, coals are a glow
"Granny, will your dog bite?"
"No, child, no."
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| Name: |
lakngulf
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| Subject: |
And here's the rest of the story.
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1/7/2013 4:28:02 PM (updated 1/7/2013 4:29:10 PM)
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Oh my goodness. I bet Bigfoot puts a big * by that one. Johnny's got rhyme.
Now, Jack, that's some real stuff right there, you know what I mean?
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| Name: |
BigFoot
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And here's the rest of the story.
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1/7/2013 4:38:29 PM
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...speechless...without speech I tell you...
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| Name: |
twc
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And here's the rest of the story.
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1/7/2013 5:12:18 PM
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I'm not speechless...I'm HUNGRY!
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| Name: |
Ulysses E. McGill
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| Subject: |
And here's the rest of the story.
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1/7/2013 5:16:21 PM
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And that's saying something considering you told me less than an hour ago you were eating fresh seafood in South Beach......
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| Name: |
twc
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And here's the rest of the story.
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1/7/2013 5:32:45 PM
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It's all I got right now. Besides a full belly.
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crappyattitude
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ULYSSES.....
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Date:
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1/8/2013 10:27:30 AM
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I'm gonna steal some of Bigfoots thunder here.... because I just spewed Grape-Nuts all over my screen and keyboard!!!!!
Now.... how do you clean a keyboard off said cereal????
Crappy : )
(Just outside of Nashville)
(ROLL TIDE ROLL)
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| Name: |
BigFoot
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| Subject: |
ULYSSES.....
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Date:
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1/8/2013 11:15:45 AM
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...glad you said cereal...
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