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CAT BOAT
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I admit gettin' a BEAT DOWN from Ulyssis....
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1/7/2013 5:25:52 PM
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I just got this email.. I will return, another day. For now, lemme' go get my "Big Boy" paints on. CAT WILL BE BACK SOON. LMAO. John, you are truley the CHAMP. At least from the "All talk and NO Bite. Round Two goes to you my friend.
From the forum.....
The Cat went down to Kowaliga, he was looking for a
soul to steal.
He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind and he was willin' to
make a deal.
When he came across this young man grillin' on a Egg and runnin'
it hot.
And the Cat jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "Boy let me tell
you what:
"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a grillin' feller too.
"And
if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you make a
pretty good rib, ol' boy, but give the devil his due:
"I bet a Traeger of
gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
The boy said: "My
name's Johnny and it might be a sin,
"But I'll take your bet, your gonna
regret, 'cos the Eggs the best that's ever been."
Johnny you go stoke up
your Egg and get her smokin' good.
'Cos hells broke loose in Kowaliga and Cat
thinks he deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny Trager made of
gold.
But if you lose, the Cat man gets your soul.
The Cat opened up
his Trager and he said: "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his
fingertips as popped in pellets below.
And he pulled a brush across his grate
and it made an evil hiss.
Then a bunch of demons joined in and it smelled
something like this.
(smell them pellets smoking?)
When the Cat finished,
Johnny said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son.
"But sit down in that chair,
right there, and let me show you how its done."
Fire in the Eggs Ragin',
run boys, run.
The Cat's in the house of the risin' sun.
Steak on the
griddle man, coals are a glow
"Granny, does your dog bite?"
"No, child,
no."
The Cat bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
He
laid that golden Traeger on the ground at Johnny's feet.
Johnny said: "Cat
just come on back if you ever want to try again.
"cause I told you once, you
son of a gun, the Egg's the best there's ever been."
And he played fire
in the Eggs ragin', run boys, run.
The Cats in the house of the risin'
sun.
Steak on the griddle man, coals are a glow
"Granny, will your dog
bite?"
"No, child,
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twc
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I admit gettin' a BEAT DOWN from Ulyssis....
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1/7/2013 5:31:38 PM
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Wise move. I don't believe it. But a wise move.
Cats don't give up. They just lay still and plot their next move.
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lakngulf
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I admit gettin' a BEAT DOWN from Ulyssis....
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1/7/2013 5:51:52 PM
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When a Cat falls, and nobody sees it, does it make a sound.
Gentlemen, that was some kinda cookoff. It almost like nothing got cooked, except....
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| Name: |
CAT BOAT
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I admit gettin' a BEAT DOWN from Ulyssis....
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1/7/2013 6:02:41 PM (updated 1/7/2013 6:04:44 PM)
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CAT'S land on all four........ I lay still, as I sharpen my claws. Meanwhile, BAMA plays in a few, and Ulyssis becomes so NOT important. He is prolly at Larry's house now, hidin' out. Call the Police, cause he has pulled' CAT'S tail.
CAT, "Just Clawin'.
"It ain't over until Bigfoot says it is".
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Ulysses E. McGill
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I admit gettin' a BEAT DOWN from Ulyssis....
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1/7/2013 6:06:45 PM
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LMAO. twc, you got that one right! Enjoy the game Steve, and here's a "Roll Tide" just for you from this Auburn fan (Don't tell Marty).
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CAT BOAT
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I admit gettin' a BEAT DOWN from Ulyssis....
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1/7/2013 6:08:06 PM
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Arnold Catsanager..... "I'll be Back".
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roswellric
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You Guys...
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1/7/2013 10:13:42 PM
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Are drinking cheap beer...
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MartiniMan
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Whats a Traeger?!?!?
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1/8/2013 5:32:04 PM
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Is that a grill? Hmmmm.....never heard of it. I need to send CAT pictures of my egg table that I built over the holidays. Food always tastes better on an egg..........
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| Name: |
CAT BOAT
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Whats a Traeger?!?!?
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1/8/2013 7:18:25 PM
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MM, you walk by one everytime you come to the Lake Store Showroom. We sell them new. It will make you use that Egg for a boat anchor. By the way, I got your stainless bolts.
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Ulysses E. McGill
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Common mistake, MM
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1/8/2013 7:31:51 PM (updated 1/8/2013 7:50:06 PM)
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They're real easy to miss in a wall flower at the junior prom kind of way....
I've been tellin' Steve for two years he needs to sell the BGE, but he's dang stubborn.....and now I feel bad for trashing his futile attempt at supplementing his income. Crap, y'all go buy yourselves a wall flower to set next to your Egg.
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CAT BOAT
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Common mistake, MM
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1/8/2013 8:19:23 PM
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Surely you don't feel as bad as after eatin' your cookin? Larry gave me money to back off.
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MartiniMan
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Whats a Traeger?!?!?
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1/9/2013 11:42:46 AM
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Well I will have to pay better attention next time I am in the LM store. I need to bring you my Yamaha PWC for some work this winter and will get the pretty bolts when I drop it off. Am afraid to bring the Malibu lest you finally paint my wedge pink. :-)
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CAT BOAT
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| Subject: |
Whats a Traeger?!?!?
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1/9/2013 4:54:09 PM (updated 1/9/2013 4:55:08 PM)
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Yea, I got paint too. LOL, MM has a "pink" wedgey. Now, thats sum funny chit rite there.
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Council Roc Doc
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Whats a Traeger?!?!?
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1/10/2013 12:49:42 PM
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Is it a wood pellet grill? Saw that mesquite pellets go for about 30$/20 lbs. Can get mesquite wood a whole lot cheaper if it didn't have to use pellet sized fuel. Why pellets Cat?
Congrats on your Egg Table. Saw some original designs and think if I made one I would go with Cypress too. We just bought 8 cypress Adirondack chairs for our fire pit because the wood weathers so well. Expensive, but hopefully a one time purchase....
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Lifer
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I'm not Cat, but...
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1/10/2013 1:10:59 PM
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I would guess it is an efficiency thing. The wood heaters that use pellets claim a 98-99% efficiency where as wood heaters only rate at 70-80-% depending on manufacturer and model. Some are probably higher but can't compete with the pellet burners.
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Using pellets is really all about ease of use and the ability to get a smoked flavor. You put in the pellets and set a temperature. An auger feeds in the pellets which are initially ignited electrically, and then a fan controls the burn for set temperature. From there, you throw on the meat and let it go.
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Lifer
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I'm not Cat, but...
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1/10/2013 5:35:30 PM
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What happens when for whatever reason you can't get pellets anymore? Natural disaster, union strike, govment regulation, company bankruptcy, etc. could disrupt supply chains. I know someone that decided against a pellet model wood heater for this reason. Very unlikely scenario undoubtedly, but still possible. Govment regulation being the most likely, after all, you have to kill trees and emit CO2!!
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CAT BOAT
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I'm not Cat, but...
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1/10/2013 8:26:00 PM
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One hour of cookin' per pound of pellets. 20lb bag is $17.50. Go figure. You are exactly correct Lifer. Yummy cookin' as well. Ulysses is just too ole for change.
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