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lakngulf
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This Just In
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3/1/2013 12:23:36 PM
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Ahhhhh, so you thought sequestration would have no effect on our precious Lake Martin commnuity. After today's meeting in Washington (County) this is what will happen:
1. Chucks Pizza will only be open for breakfast
2. Marine Police will only stop pontoon boats
3. Lump charcoal will not be allowed in grills....propane or pellets only
4. Bigfoot's March Madness pool will "come in like a lamb"
5. Water level rule curve will be dropped two feet, and lake level accordingly
6. Charter cable will lower bandwidth to dial up equivalent
7. Maddog will not be able to travel for BBQ tasting, will have to rely on LM grillers
8. McGill will limit his helpful lists to four days a week
9. Schrusy gets his house back
10. Catboat will use threatening language to quiet all critics.
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Slow down there ML, remember that we pay our bills and earn our money. Its full speed ahead for the Lake Martin community....especially if we can keep big brothers hand out of our pockets.
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| Name: |
Mack
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AHH Senor'
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3/1/2013 8:09:10 PM
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You left off:
11. No gas at LM marinas without Ethanol.
12. Coosa County Sheriff's fleet cars are reduced from 3 to 2. That means a response time of approximately 4 hours.
13. Tomato seedlings are confiscated in favor of grocery store stock previously gassed, injected, shipped and taxed.
14. DHS goes door to door to confiscate Green Eggs. Air pollution.
and lastly,
15. Outdoor cooking of any kind is banned, except by special exemption by the Secret Service in Detroit.
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| Name: |
CAT BOAT
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| Subject: |
This Just In
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3/2/2013 9:18:16 AM
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You been smokin' that stuff again?
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| Name: |
btexpress
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| Subject: |
AHH Senor'
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Date:
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3/2/2013 1:34:03 PM
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16. Beer, Bumper & Bubba ban
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| Name: |
BigFoot
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| Subject: |
AHH Senor'
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Date:
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3/3/2013 9:43:06 AM (updated 3/3/2013 9:43:30 AM)
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Also...
No. 16: Bruce will limit access to the forums by killing the home page link....OH WAIT...he has already done that!
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| Name: |
lakngulf
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| Subject: |
AHH Senor'
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Date:
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3/3/2013 11:29:04 AM
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Bruce is just like those Dems. Taking action BEFORE there are any cuts.
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| Name: |
BigFoot
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AHH Senor'
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3/3/2013 11:38:43 AM
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...and at tourney time too...the nerve!
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| Name: |
Mack
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One More from Today's News Line>>>
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3/4/2013 7:24:08 PM
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#17. Lake Martin Marine Police are eliminated, and replaced by the Department of Homeland Security forces.
There will be 130 full time officers on Lake Martin with their HQ located in the Scrushy compound. They will
patrol our waters from the amphibious version of the new Tanks on order by DHS. There will be 33 tanks on
the water at all times.
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| Name: |
lakngulf
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| Subject: |
One More from Today's News Line>>>
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3/4/2013 7:46:57 PM
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And will be manned by the illegals they turned loose in Arizona
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| Name: |
BigFoot
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| Subject: |
One More from Today's News Line>>>
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3/5/2013 7:20:25 AM
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...still not enough to deal with the CATBOAT....
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| Name: |
btexpress
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| Subject: |
One More from Today's News Line>>>
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3/5/2013 5:19:07 PM
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Oh, they also get "Drones" so even can't run away....for everyone else they will employ ICON A5 aircraft with "sidewinders"
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| Name: |
Summer Lover
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Hater...
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3/5/2013 6:53:26 PM
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If I had a credit card that was funded by other people, that I never planned on paying off - you should see all the sh*! I would have... ;-)
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| Name: |
Lifer
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Wow.
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3/5/2013 9:30:46 PM
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If I had that credit card I would buy a lot of nice things, not sh*!, but hey, to each his own is what I say....lol.
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| Name: |
MrHodja
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Wow.
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3/5/2013 9:51:45 PM
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One man's $#!+ is another man's nice things.....
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| Name: |
Summer Lover
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| Subject: |
Wow.
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3/5/2013 10:19:54 PM
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Got that right - mix it with dirt and use it to grow food, keep it in piles to repel an enemy or be a recreational item, or put it on pointed sticks as part of a weapons system...
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