Name:	GoneFishin -	Reply
Subject:	Trump And The Facts
Date:	9/26/2016 8:42:01 AM

TOLEDO (The Borowitz Report)—

At a campaign rally on Friday, Donald Trump warned that Hillary Clinton is scheming to “rig the debate by using facts” in their first televised face-off, on Monday.

“You just watch, folks,” Trump told supporters in Toledo, Ohio. “Crooked Hillary is going to slip in little facts all night long, and that’s how she’s going to try to rig the thing.” “It’s a disgrace,” he added.

The billionaire drew a sharp contrast between himself and the former Secretary of State by claiming that his debate prep “involved no facts whatsoever.”

“I am taking a pledge not to use facts at the debate,” he said, raising his right hand. “I challenge Crooked Hillary to take that pledge.”

He also warned that unless CNN, which is hosting the debate, promises to forbid the use of facts, he might pull out of Monday’s contest. “I’m only going to debate if I’m treated fairly, and facts don’t treat me fairly,” he said.

At CNN, a spokesperson assured Trump that the network would do everything in its power to keep the debate “as free of facts as possible.”

“We have a well-established practice at CNN,” the spokesperson said. “If the candidates start straying into facts, data, or other verifiable information, we have instructed the moderators to cut them off.”

Name:	wix -	Reply
Subject:	Goof-krap: Trump And The Facts
Date:	9/26/2016 9:57:15 AM

Very cute.  The last paragraph is factual.  Goof, why don't you go ahead a post your POST DEBATE statement now and save us some time tonight!

Name:	GoneFishin -	Reply
Subject:	The Facts Really Got To Trump
Date:	9/26/2016 11:44:50 PM

That's it.

Name:	architect -	Reply
Subject:	Pssst...GF
Date:	9/27/2016 9:19:38 AM

Ole Wix don't know the B R ain't for real  Don't tell him.

Name:	wix -	Reply
Subject:	Pssst...Archidiot....
Date:	9/27/2016 3:55:45 PM

I know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Paragraph is still factual!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!