One day when a new wing was being built on the Catholic hospital the Mother Superior went to see the construction foreman.
"You simply must do something about your men's language", she complained.
"Well Sister, I would like to but these are earthy men. They call a spade a spade."
"No they don't,"she said, "They call it a **%$# shovel!"
The Mother Superior at a Catholic girls school had the same conversation with a construction forman while a classroom addition was underway! ?;-)