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Name:   HOTROD - Email Member
Subject:   BAN BIG SWIM SUITS
Date:   6/15/2006 11:38:09 AM

I propose that women's bathing suits be ban if they contain more that 72 sq, in of fabric.

Large swim suits (those containing more that 72 inches of fabric) are spoiling Lake Martin.

Banning such atire would improve the view on the lake, increase tourism, increase beer sales, thus increasing tax revenue.

In addition this would act as a defacto speed limit. I for one always slow down when i see a skimpy or thong style suit.

Every other right thinking American male does the same.

Thus by outlawing big bathing suits, we will also cut down on wakes, and other problems caused by speed.

Probably after a while no one would want a big fast boat. We would all trade them for row boats so we would have an excuse for lurking.



Name:   SCARAB MAN - Email Member
Subject:   BAN BIG SWIM SUITS
Date:   6/15/2006 11:55:16 AM

I'm in total agreement , thongs are a nice too!!



Name:   Feb - Email Member
Subject:   BAN BIG SWIM SUITS
Date:   6/15/2006 12:07:56 PM

Man or Lady, You need to go see a Professional Doctor (one with a degree) to help you breath through you upper nose and nostrils to feed the Brain . Your primary brain which is above shoulder level while standing needs oxygen.

It seem you lower brain fed through a lower air passage, you possible urinate through, appears to be getting too much oxygen and causing too much influence in your post. There is a possibility it does not get enough opposite sex attention causing this major bodily dysfunction.

We are concerned about you and think you need medical attention prior to your next post on this Forum. Something needs to be done to reduce the temperature in the hotrod.



Name:   Maverick - Email Member
Subject:   BAN BIG SWIM SUITS
Date:   6/15/2006 12:46:58 PM

LMAO off Feb:

Glad you are back to add your sarcasm to the forum, it was truly missed.




Name:   roswellric - Email Member
Subject:   But.....
Date:   6/15/2006 1:11:00 PM

You would also have to put some age and weight allowances in as well. I read that AL is one of the uh... say more "weight challenged" states. Of course I guess even tanned fat looks good :>)



Name:   JIM - Email Member
Subject:   But.....
Date:   6/15/2006 3:53:55 PM

Kinda like, good ole biggins and , big ole goodins. I loveum all.



Name:   2thelake - Email Member
Subject:   But.....
Date:   6/15/2006 6:48:51 PM

why don't we also ban all the "big ole bellies" that hang over the "big ole swim trunks" That ain't much to look at either ya know!!!





Name:   HOTROD - Email Member
Subject:   FAT CHICKS
Date:   6/15/2006 11:16:18 PM

i think you got me wrong. i wasn't saying anything against fat chicks.

i like fat chicks as well as skinny chicks. they usually have bigger racks.

i just want all chicks to ware smaller swim suits.



Name:   Feb - Email Member
Subject:   FAT CHICKS
Date:   6/15/2006 11:53:56 PM

Nothing against you HOTROD. You are probably a good person like most of the others on the Forum. Most of us are older, married and rather content in life with our partners for life. It sounds as though you and Geno have not been so fortunate yet. Is there a reason for that sad situation? I hope both of you will find that perfect soul mate for life. It will certainly make life more interesting and often times more enjoyable.

Now the question is what do you and Geno have to offer an intelligent, attractive and self sufficient lady of this generation? Are either of you something that an attractive woman would take a second look at? Then if she does, do you have the credentials and intelligence to keep her interested for more that a moment or so? Are you educated and skilled enough to bring in an income that would match hers to raise a nice family. Is your income within the 6 figure number and rising (before the decible point)? What are your real assets other that an often practiced line that seldom works in a bar.

Do you know how to order for a Lady at a fine restauraunt? Do you know what the silverware at the top of the plate is used for. How do you butter and eat a fine role in a nice extablishment.

Please tell us more other than you desire to stare at nature's beauty you will neve possess.

For your two's sake, I hope I am wrong. Most of us other men have been far to forunate and for some of us more than once. Then there are some that do not desire to talk about it. Those that know how to score don't need advice on how to score..



Name:   PillPipe - Email Member
Subject:   FAT CHICKS
Date:   6/16/2006 12:12:55 AM

I would hope you wouldn't say anything bad about fat people, considering how much Phentermine you've taken over the years.



Name:   Edge - Email Member
Subject:   FAT CHICKS
Date:   6/16/2006 8:58:13 AM

I have got to agree with HOTROD.

Fat chicks are great. They are kind of like a moped or a scooter, it is all fun and games till your friends see you on it (her).



Name:   jawjagal - Email Member
Subject:   True Story
Date:   6/17/2006 10:39:44 PM

At a metropolitan large Atlanta neighborhood a few years ago, a newly transplanted beautiful European woman, in her thong, sat side by side with moms, dads, and chillin' at the poo. After several sites of this, one heavy-load mama came over to where the long-legged, tan, attractive woman was sunning and said, "This is a family neighborhood pool and I find what you are wearing and the way you look very offensive." Without skipping a beat, the modelish-looking woman responded, :"And I find the WAY YOU LOOK offensive."



Name:   boaterfloater - Email Member
Subject:   BAN BIG SWIM SUITS
Date:   6/29/2006 2:09:38 AM

an excellent idea!! make sure to post some photos of correct swim suits at www.kowaliga.com

URL: www.kowaliga.com





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