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PC Al
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So Quiet - How bout a joke
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10/13/2006 11:45:03 PM
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I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. when I noticed Laker watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. Laker kept staring at the kid. The teenager would look and find Laker staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
Laker did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
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Maverick
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So Quiet - How bout a joke
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10/13/2006 11:54:19 PM
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Two old ladies are sitting in a used car lot late one night.
A police officer walks up and asks them what they are doing there.
One of the old lady's tells the police officer a girlfriend of hers had just bought a car here the other day and told her she really got screwed.
So tells officer we are waiting her so we can get screwed as well.
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Feb
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I Should Not Do This
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10/13/2006 11:57:21 PM
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Oh well, maybe just this once.
What is the simlarity between a Hippie and a Tampax?
They are both up tight, out of sight, and in the groove.
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Maverick
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LMAO
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10/13/2006 11:59:07 PM
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Lakeman
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LMAO
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10/14/2006 6:21:14 AM
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Woman walks into a bar with a duck under her are. The bartender says" hey, we don't serve pigs in here ". The woman says " this ain't no pig, it's a duck". The bartender says " I was talking to the duck".
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jawjagal
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oldie but goodie
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10/14/2006 7:25:24 AM
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I heard this joke in the 1970's, but it is still a favorite.
A couple was talking about where they should make love.
The male said, "Let's go make love on the beach."
The female said, "No, I can't make love on the beach. I'll get sand in my panties and my momma will know what I've been doing, for sure."
The male then suggested "Let's go make love in a haystack."
The female responded, "I can't make love in a haystack! I'll get hay in my panties and my momma will know what I've been doing, for sure."
The male then said, "Well, let's go make love in a cemetary. You can't get nuthin' in your panties there."
The female responded, "OK."
So they went and made love in the afternoon sun.
When she got home that night, her back was killing her. She called her momma in her bedroom and asked her to look at it.
Her mother looked at her back and said, "Lawd, child, I don't see anything wrong with your back, but your butt died in 1802."
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BigFoot
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oldie but goodie
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10/14/2006 8:37:32 AM
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FORUM COP!! FORUM COP!! ROFLMAO!!!
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PC Al
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oldie but goodie
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10/14/2006 10:38:39 AM
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A man went to the doctor's office to get a double dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn't allow him a double dose.
"Why not?" asked the man.
"Because it's not safe," replied the doctor.
"But I need it really bad," said the man.
"Well, why do you need it so badly?" asked the doctor.
The man said, "My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; my ex-wife will be here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I must have a double dose."
The doctor finally relented saying, "Okay, I'll give it to you, but you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects."
On Monday, the man dragged himself in; his arm in a sling. The doctor asked, "What happened to you?"
The man said, "No one showed up".
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BigFoot
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oldie but goodie
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10/14/2006 11:38:38 AM
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That's the funniest one since feb sprang that one on us about 2 months ago ...which I can't remember now...but it was funny...........
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Ulysses E. McGill
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So Quiet - How bout a joke
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10/14/2006 12:12:39 PM
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A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell, he heard Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot. "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I’m just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" The parrot replied, "The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."
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Drewski
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So Quiet - How bout a joke
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10/16/2006 11:58:19 AM
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WHO SAID MEN AREN'T SENSITIVE
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> > A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar.
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> > They talk, they connect and they end up leaving together.
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> > They get back to his apartment and she notices that his bedroom is
> > completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy
> > bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a bottom shelf all the way along
> > the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones
> > on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf
> > along the wall.
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> > The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy
> > bears, especially one that's so
> > extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is
> > quite impressed by his sensitive
> > side.> > She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each other's
> > clothes .... After an intense night of passion
> > with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow,
> > the woman rolls over and
> > asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?"....................
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> > The guy says "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."
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BamaBob3
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So Quiet - How bout a joke
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10/16/2006 3:13:27 PM
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A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and
the wife keeps staring at an old drunken man swigging his gin as he sits
alone at a nearby table, until the husband asks,
"Do you know him?"
"Yes," sighs the wife. "He's my ex-husband. He took to drinking right
after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober
since."
"Unbelievable!" says the husband, "Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"
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Feb
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So Quiet - How bout a joke
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10/16/2006 4:01:47 PM
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This fella takes his wife with him on a business trip to New York. They check into an elegant hotel with a beautiful lobby. Riding up in the elevator the wife starts talking about all the beautiful women in the lobby in the nice dresses.
Her husband says to her; those women are hookers. They get to their room and the wife just can't believe it and starts arguing with her husband about the pretty ladies and they could not possiby be call girls.
He says to her: Go in the bathroom, crack the door and just listen. She complies, and he calls down to the desk and says send one of the ladies up to room 4-69. (just a little pun there.)
A few minutes later, one of the pretty girls shows up at his door. He says how much for the night. She replies $250.00. He says oh no, I can only go $25.00. The call girls leaves in a huff.
The wife come out of the bathroom and says: I would not of believed if I had not seen it myself. Her husband say OK, get fixed up and let go down and have dinner.
The are sitting in the dinning room having dinner, and the same young girl walks in and comes over to their table. She looks at the guy and then at the wife. She looks back at the man and says: See What You Get for $25.00.
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WSMS
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So Quiet - How bout a joke
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10/16/2006 4:18:33 PM
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A man walks into a bar and orders three glasses of whiskey. He drinks from one, then a second, then the third; he does this until all three glasses are empty, then he pays and leaves. The next day he enters again, makes the same order, drinks all three drinks and leaves.
This goes on for a few weeks, until the bartender one day says...
"I have to ask... what's the deal with you buying three drinks at once, and sipping from them one at a time?" The man says "I have three brothers, and though we live far apart, we each do this every day, so that we feel closer together."
The bartender thought this was great; whenever people would ask about the strange man with three drinks, he would tell the story, and they would agree that it was such a charming thing to do.
This went on for a few years. Then one day the man came in and only ordered two drinks. The bartender looked concerned.
"Oh no, don't tell me one of your brothers died."
"Nah, I quit drinking"
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JIM
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So Quiet - How bout a joke
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10/16/2006 4:34:49 PM
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Ole man rocking on his porch, sees a kid walking down the dirt road carring a roll of tape. Ole man says where you going with that tape boy? Boy says, this is not ordinary tape sir,this is Duck tape,gonna get me some Ducks,ole man thinks to himself,ant gonna catch no Ducks with that tape. That afternoon boy comes back up the raod with 3 Ducks. Ole man says Da`mn.
Next day, boy comes walking down the road,got some wire in his hand.Ole man says where you going with that wire boy? Boy says this is not ordinary wire,this is chicken wire,gonna catch me some chickens. Ole man thinks to himself B.S. Later the boy comes back up the road with 2 Chickens. Ole man says da`mn.
3 rd day, boy comes walking down the road with a limb in his hand. Ole man says where you going with that limb boy? Boy says this is not a ordinary limb sir, this is a pu$$y willow limb. Ole man gets out of his rocking chair, says wait a minute boy I`am going with you.
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BamaBob3
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So Quiet - How bout a joke
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10/16/2006 5:31:33 PM
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The owner of a golf course in Alabama was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from Auburn and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings."
You gotta love those Auburn women.
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Lakeman
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So Quiet - How bout a joke
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10/16/2006 10:57:30 PM
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What do you call 50 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A dam good start.
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Lakeman
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So Quiet - How bout a joke
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10/16/2006 11:32:26 PM
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A man and wife are getting ready to go to a costume party. Since they are running a little late the man suggests they take a short cut across the pasture and also go ahead and dress in their costume which happens to be aone piece cow suit. So they don the don the cow suit ( him in the front and her in the back ) and start across the pasture. Hearing a noise the man looks up and says, " oh my lord here comes mr. jones bull ". " What are we going to do?" says the wife. The husband says, " I'm gonna mosey around and munch on some grass, I suggest you brace yourself ".
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| Name: |
ot
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So Quiet - How bout a joke
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10/17/2006 11:14:21 AM
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What was the occupation of the 3 wise men?
They were firemen ....because in the Bible it says they came from a far...
hehehe...far / fire
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