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A Tennessee couple, both bonified rednecks, had 9 children. They went
the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed". The doctor gladly stated the required procedure, and asked them what finally made them make the decision--why after nine children, would they choose to do this.
The husband said they heard on the TV that one out of every ten children being born in the United States was Mexican, and they didn't want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.
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Ulysses E. McGill
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And one from little Johnny
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10/23/2006 6:16:51 PM
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Little Johnny's neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born
without ears.
When the mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears, or even said the word "ears", he would get the spanking of his life when they came back home. Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby." The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny." Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes; Can he see?" "Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."
"That's great," said Little Johnny, 'cuz he'd be sh*#-outta-luck if he
needed glasses."
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