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In the redneck retirement plan!
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What This, Cleaning Chicken?
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3/6/2007 8:08:46 PM
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Late again," the third-grade teacher said to little Sammy.
"It ain't my fault," Miss Crabtree. "You can blame this on my Daddy.
The reason I'm three hours late is Daddy sleeps nekkid!"
Now Miss Crabtree had taught grammar school for thirty-some-odd years.
So she asked little Sammy what he meant by that, despite her mounting
fears. Full of grins and mischief, and in the flower of his youth,
little Sammy and trouble were old friends, but he always told the truth.
"You see, Miss Crabtree, at the ranch we got this here lowdown coyote.
The last few nights he done et six hens and killed Ma's best milk
goat. And last night, when Daddy heard a noise out in the chicken pen,
he grabbed his gun and said to Ma, "That coyote's back again, I'm a
gonna git him!'"
'Stay back, he yelled to all us kids!"
He was naked as a jaybird, no boots, no pants, no shirt! To the hen house
he crawled, just like an Injun on the snoop. Then he stuck that double barrel
through the window of the coop.As he stared into the darkness, with coyotes
on his mind, our old hound dog Zeke had done woke up and come a sneakin'
up behind Daddy. Then we all looked on plumb helpless old Zeke stuck that
cold nose in Daddy's crack!
"Miss Crabtree, we been cleanin' chickens since three o'clock this mornin'!"
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What This, Cleaning Chicken?
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3/7/2007 10:06:47 PM
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spring is here
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