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Name:   copperline - Email Member
Subject:   The real reason lake is low
Date:   7/16/2007 9:11:19 AM

After reading all the posts about the lake level, I thought it would be a good idea for us to get really creative and .... once and for all.... get down to the REAL REASONS that the lake is so low. I welcome all input. Let's get to the truth.

1) APCO and RL have sold all the prime lots and are now in the process of exposing new land that will be up for sale next season. If you used to have a lakefront cabin, you will now be part of a subdivision with lake access.
2) The dam is leaking. They just don't want to admit it.
3) It has something to do with a business deal that Schrushy made. He sold the water to Arizona. No kidding. They are trucking it away at night.
4) The lake level is not lower. They are raising the level of the shoreline. There may be a volcano under here somewhere. Hasn't the ground seemed awful warm to you?



Name:   LifeTime Laker - Email Member
Subject:   The real reason lake is low
Date:   7/16/2007 9:26:47 AM

APCO decided to make the lake smaller so the big, loud, fast boats would seem even bigger.

Thomas Martin has been declared persona no gratta so therefore this lake, that was his brainchild, has to be done away with.

Scrushy ordered the lake drawn down as long as he is in prison and can't enjoy it, NOBODY WILL.

John Edwards ordered it drained as part of his 'two America's' campaign. He stated this was a good start in equalizing the citizens of the area, to make the haves more like the have nots.





Name:   BigFoot - Email Member
Subject:   The real reason lake is low
Date:   7/16/2007 10:08:24 AM

..global warming...definitely global warming....faster evaporation....



Name:   RiVerShArk - Email Member
Subject:   The real reason lake is low
Date:   7/16/2007 12:43:23 PM

Nope - you are all wrong. It's the Japanese weather machine - The same one that created the big hurricanes.

http://www.usatoday.com/weather/climate/2005-09-20-wacky-weatherman_x.htm





Name:   copperline - Email Member
Subject:   The real reason lake is low
Date:   7/16/2007 3:05:38 PM

5) the "no big boats rule" is the reason. Once all those boats came out of the water, the level of the lake dropped. Good news: The US Navy has decided to station the USS Nimitz off Kowliga later this year. It's hull displacement is expected to bring us back to full pool, and the water patrol will not be needed north of the Kowliga Bridge as the Nimitz will assume security operations for the area. I kid you not.



Name:   BigFoot - Email Member
Subject:   The real reason lake is low
Date:   7/16/2007 3:35:09 PM

The real reason is Coach God..I mean Saban.....APCO had some concerns that he might not be able to walk on water in East Alabama and figured they might better help him out a tad.........



Name:   LifeTime Laker - Email Member
Subject:   The real reason lake is low
Date:   7/16/2007 3:45:52 PM

LMAO.. that was a good one!!



Name:   Pier Pressure - Email Member
Subject:   Nimitz? Someone double check
Date:   7/16/2007 4:08:21 PM

Displacement: 102,000 tons

Sea Water weighs 64lbs per Cubic Foot
Pounds of displacement (102000 x 2000) 204000000
204000000/64
3187500 Cubic Feet of displcement.
7.5 Gallons in a cubic foot.
23906250 Gallons of displacement.

43560 square feet in an acre
1916640000 square feet in 44000 acres
325851.427242 Gallons in fist 12 inches of depth of on acre.
14337462798.648 Gallons in 44000 acres, first 12 inches.
1194788566.554 Gallons in 44000 acres, first inch.

1194788566.554 / 23906250 = 49.97


So, the Nimitz will raise the lake 1/50th of an inch...



Name:   rude evin - Email Member
Subject:   The real reason lake is low
Date:   7/16/2007 4:42:45 PM

Bigfoot.............you take the prize!



Name:   JIM - Email Member
Subject:   The real reason lake is low
Date:   7/16/2007 6:51:47 PM

This is a stupid thread,you people have got nothing to do.GET A LIFE.



Name:   Lakeman - Email Member
Subject:   The real reason lake is low
Date:   7/16/2007 6:55:42 PM

God Bless You Jim.



Name:   BigFoot - Email Member
Subject:   The real reason lake is low
Date:   7/16/2007 9:01:50 PM

Jim---good to hear from you!..........you da man.......hope you are doing O.K.....



Name:   LifeTime Laker - Email Member
Subject:   Nimitz
Date:   7/16/2007 9:24:20 PM

I heard they are going to dock it at Sand Island.



Name:   roswellric - Email Member
Subject:   Jim
Date:   7/16/2007 9:27:47 PM

Now there you go again ...beating around the bush. Glad to see you post... Hope you are well!



Name:   Smitty - Email Member
Subject:   The real reason lake is low
Date:   7/17/2007 7:13:38 AM

The lake is not lower. We are are all older, crankier and more senile and we don't even know where the lake is.



Name:   Ulysses E. McGill - Email Member
Subject:   What Lake?
Date:   7/17/2007 11:28:37 PM









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