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CAT BOAT
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IF
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7/26/2007 5:47:46 PM
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If this forum is this boring tomarrow, I am either going to make up some bullsheet about somebody, or start some bad rumors so that more intertainment might be provided to all the visitors. Come on people... We have a reputation to uphold here as lakemartin.com forum members. Really, we do! I met some LoganMartin forum members in person when I went to visit that lake, and they think we are all mean and trouble. I said "Hell, we are". So, I am not about to be made a liar. So, lets fight, argue or something!
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I think I'm going to mix a coctail and think on this one for a few minutes. Ha!
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ALSCN
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IF
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7/26/2007 6:22:45 PM
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CAT - you are a liar and a horse thief !!!
We are not mean, heck the only person I am mean to is PP and you see he is sticking around...
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DJ
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IF
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7/26/2007 6:23:29 PM
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OK, this might start some stuff
HARLEY or honda?
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JIM
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IF
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7/26/2007 6:35:37 PM
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What garbage truck is Bailey driving now? Becha Longtimer knows. I am the champion at sturring the pudding.
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Maverick
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Stirrin the Pot Jim is Back
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7/26/2007 6:41:16 PM
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Jim:
All well with you and yours, we all hope?
Glad to see you back periodically.
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| Name: |
CAT BOAT
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If you call me PP....
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7/26/2007 9:45:20 PM
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Then, I would be mean to you as well. Really, why would you call a grown man P.P.? That is what IT was called when he was a Baby! Did you ever think, ... (think about this really hard). What People called a man named Richard """"" I can't type that. Sorry, Dee Dee has put her foot down! And, LTL's "Old Lady" sent me an email (Much like the one I sent to OSMS) that has his nick name on it, but I want put that on here. He would never come back to the forum. Sorry, but I need to stop this post. Mav's wife is calling on the other line. I'll bet we get some really crazy stuff about him. This must be "Coming out Night".
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BoatsRFun
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If you call me PP....
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7/26/2007 10:04:07 PM
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Punkboy, lol, lol, lol
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longtimer
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Wrong as usual.
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7/27/2007 12:46:48 AM
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The last "vehicle" that I know BAJ was riding was a raft on some new class five river in North Carolina.
But even if he was driving a garbage truck, or even if hge was scrubbing garbage trucks with a toothbrush, at least it would be gainful employment. Which is more than you can claim.
How is life on Welfare these days, Jim? Is life on the dole as rewarding and fulfilling today as it has been for the last few decades that you have been letting hard-working Americans pay your way?
Are you still scamming Veterans by pretending to be one?
Is your crooked-cop son still arresting little boys and bringing them home for you, so you can have your way with them? Or have you decided that your Dad was right, sheep are a lot more fun, since they can't identify you?
Are you looking forward to cooler days, days when the high temperature is lower than your IQ? Keep the faith, January will be here before you know it.
Did you remember to brush your tooth before you went to bed tonight?
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Pier Pressure
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If you call me PP....
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7/27/2007 1:59:28 AM
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I hear ya shitalker...
You can't rile me. Poke prod whatever you think is necessary. I am way too easy going for that stuff.
And STOP beating up my phone. If I don't answer it then there must be a reason... Man, some people never learn... ;-)
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IF I had not had to spend the night putting playboys in order, I would have been happier. A friend of my sons (15 yr old) had discovered my hubby's playboy collection in a closet. He's been given a few duplicates and cut off from the rest. Ha! That ought to get something interesting going. hee! Hee!
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CAT BOAT
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Careful...
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7/27/2007 9:51:34 AM
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He might change over to "Swank", or "Hustler" or the likes. They are much more revealing. Being the forum Ho's Hangout expert he is, LTL can probably name a few more interesting magazines.
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LifeTime Laker
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Careful...
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7/27/2007 10:24:02 AM
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I gave up on print magazines a decade ago. Somebody has to download all that porn from the internet, it won't download itself....lmao.
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CAT BOAT
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Careful...
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7/27/2007 11:06:43 AM
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LMAO
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Pier Pressure
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You can call me PP but....
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7/27/2007 12:40:30 PM
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WELL, IT WAS ALL
THAT I COULD DO TO KEEP FROM CRYING’
SOMETIMES IT SEEMED SO USELESS TO REMAIN
BUT YOU DON’T HAVE TO CALL ME DARLIN’, DARLIN'
YOU NEVER EVEN CALL ME BY MY NAME
YOU DON’T HAVE TO CALL ME WAYLON JENNINGS
AND YOU DON’T HAVE TO CALL ME CHARLIE PRIDE
AND YOU DON’T HAVE TO CALL ME MERLE HAGGARD/ANYMORE
EVEN THOUGH YOU’RE ON MY FIGHTING’ SIDE
CHORUS:
AND I’LL HANG AROUND AS LONG AS YOU WILL LET ME
AND I NEVER MINDED STANDING’ IN THE RAIN
BUT YOU DON’T HAVE TO CALL ME DARLIN’, DARLIN’
YOU NEVER EVEN CALLED ME BY MY NAME
WELL, I’VE HEARD MY NAME
A FEW TIMES IN YOUR PHONE BOOK (Hello, Hello)
AND I’VE SEEN IT ON SIGNS WHERE I’VE PLAYED
BUT THE ONLY TIME I KNOW
I’LL HEAR "DAVID ALLAN COE"
IS WHEN JESUS HAS HIS FINAL JUDGMENT DAY
REPEAT CHORUS
RECITATION:
WELL, A FRIEND OF MINE NAMED STEVE GOODMAN WROTE THAT SONG
AND HE TOLD ME IT WAS THE PERFECT COUNTRY & WESTERN SONG
I WROTE HIM BACK A LETTER AND I TOLD HIM IT WAS NOT THE PERFECT COUNTRY & WESTERN SONG BECAUSE HE HADN’T SAID ANYTHING AT ALL ABOUT MAMA,
OR TRAINS,
OR TRUCKS,
OR PRISON,
OR GETTING’ DRUNK
WELL HE SAT DOWN AND WROTE ANOTHER VERSE TO THE SONG
AND HE SENT IT TO ME,
AND AFTER READING IT,
I REALIZED THAT MY FRIEND HAD WRITTEN THE PERFECT
COUNTRY & WESTERN SONG
AND I FELT OBLIGED TO INCLUDE IT ON THIS ALBUM
THE LAST VERSE GOES LIKE THIS HERE:
WELL, I WAS DRUNK THE DAY MY MOM GOT OUT OF PRISON
AND I WENT TO PICK HER UP IN THE RAIN
BUT BEFORE I COULD GET TO THE STATION IN MY PICKUP TRUCK
SHE GOT RUN NED OVER BY A DAMNED OLD TRAIN
CHORUS:
AND I’LL HANG AROUND AS LONG AS YOU WILL LET ME
AND I NEVER MINDED STANDING’ IN THE RAIN
NO, A’ YOU DON’T HAVE TO CALL ME DARLIN’, DARLIN’
YOU NEVER EVEN CALL ME
WELL I WONDER WHY YOU DON’T CALL ME
WHY DON’T YOU EVER CALL ME BY MY NAME
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| Name: |
CAT BOAT
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You can call me PP but....
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7/27/2007 1:17:02 PM
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I'm just glad we can read that, and don't actually have to hear you sing it.
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BigFoot
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You can call me PP but....
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7/27/2007 4:35:32 PM
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BigFoot
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You can call me PP but....
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7/27/2007 4:38:17 PM
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..got so excited singing David Allen Coe that I double-clutched on my post......took me 2 beers to sing it all the way through.....saw him in Columbus GA way back when....what a concert!!
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LifeTime Laker
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I know what ya'll are thinking
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7/27/2007 5:01:09 PM
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That I am a pervert. But I want to correct the record right now. I am not a PERvert, I am just a PREvert. But I am studying real hard and hope to make PERvert soon. My next lesson is at babygirls house on Sunday, just as soon the 'hangouts' return from their overnight exile.
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| Name: |
CAT BOAT
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Well...
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7/27/2007 10:15:29 PM
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I am a lesbian. I can't change that. Maybe we should both go to Baby Girls house. LTL, if you want to meet up, and visit her house, email me and let me know. I AM COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET... A Lesbian I am.
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| Name: |
CAT BOAT
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| Subject: |
Well...
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7/27/2007 10:31:51 PM
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Dee Dee just knocked me in the head......
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| Name: |
BigFoot
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Well...
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7/28/2007 4:47:46 AM
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Are you sure she didn't knock you in da head right before you made that post? :)
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