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8/31/2007 2:17:34 PM
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Police officer and older couple
The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'
'Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.'
'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?'
'Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers.
As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple
struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
The Policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.
So, as the couple passes, he says to them, 'Excuse me, but that was something else. You must have had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?'
Shaking the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.'
Got Ya Didn't I, feb
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Are you OK? We were wondering where you have been.....glad to find all is well after the near electrocution....
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CAT BOAT
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8/31/2007 2:41:37 PM
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Is that what they mean when someone says they got "Sticker shock"! No, wait a minute. I have been in the car business too long.
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8/31/2007 3:28:55 PM
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Hi jlazc, I am like Tony the Tiger says; I am just Great. I have been down at the Lake for the last few weeks. Things are getting closer and closer to my becoming a full time resident. I will then be a local and can not be accused of being against the locals.
I am already capable of recognizing the ones who are middle class common Alabama folks and work hard for a living. I also can detect the low class scum who will never attempt to make anything of themselves. There is a difference. I have been down and out a couple of times in my life. It does not mean you don't seek to do better. There is nothing wrong with working hard and making something better of yourself. Some who have not - seem to attempt to put you down for it if you suceed in doing better (they are jealous). They are the scum I am referring to.
Last but not least are the hypocrits who judge others and call them hypopcrits are racist. They never reveal anything of themselves but lie about their simple existance in life or choose to have it seen that way. They could be the true hypocrits with their lies and alias changes on the Forum. We know who you are and really don't care. We have seen enough.
I know and have met Lakeman, Osms and a few others. They are good people. They do not hide and attack other's post.
For all the new folks on the Forum - I and others welcome the new members of the family. Simply ignore the post of those who are not straight forward and attack the post of others who initiate a new Forum discussion.
As Osms stated, if you ignore they will go away.
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Osms
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8/31/2007 4:09:30 PM
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Hey, Feb. You've probably been paintin' for the last few weeks--or at least picking out paint. Don't let 'em put sod south of the sea wall--we might get water in a year or two. HOBOs are up to 650 and climbing. Hope you've had better luck house selling than I have. Have a great weekend.
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HOBO count
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8/31/2007 5:30:48 PM
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Make that 685--mail just came in.
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Dont hold back feb
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8/31/2007 5:36:29 PM
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Tell me what you really think of me. LMAO
I have never attacked, only counter attacked. You being the great millatary man that you are should understand the difference. If lakeman chooses to continue his cyber stalking campaign against me, I will continue to defend and counter attack. You were around when he earned the 'moniker that shall not be posted'. If the shoe fits, wear it. As long as you and he choose to see me as your nemisis, I guess nothing will change. MEN, like myself, admit our mistakes, make our apologies, and accept those offered. There are very small minority of posters who have chosen to make their identity known. Good for you. But it is still an anonymous forum, and until such time as Bruce chooses to change that, the VAST MAJORITY of members will remain anonymous.
In the meantime, the regular readers see who causes the problems. As long as your BFF lakeman stays away, things are peaceful. But I will point out that once you move here, you are NOT a local, you are a TRANSPLANT. Big difference. If you choose to try to get to know your neighbors without looking down on them because they have lived here all their life, you will find it a great place to live. If you choose to move here and start to denegrate the Coosa County politicians, you might find life not so pleasant. Best advice I can give is if you don't like the way things are run, qualify and run for office. But as Senator Jim Pruett told a friend of mine who chose to run for local office, "it is easy to sit back and think you have freinds, it's a lot tougher to run for office and have them counted!". He lost miserably. He had more relatives than votes at the end of the day.
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8/31/2007 7:50:27 PM
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Hi Osms, It is the paint selection. Getting a little old to be on a step ladder and smelling paint at the same time. LOL.
The market is certainly bad off the Lake. I will not put the VA house on the market until next year. Lot of things to move between now and then. Although, the local market is not fairing too bad here. The new FBI Hqs. is close to completion in the area. You know they have a heavy responsibility keeping curse words off the Forum.
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BDGRIFF
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9/1/2007 9:10:14 AM
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I tell you what, we just put our other house on the market. I spent two weeks painting and putting in new carpet. I hope I never see another paint brush for years.
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9/1/2007 2:10:55 PM
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Good fortune with the sell of your place. It is a bad market for all us sellers; although we are probably doing well based upon what we originally paid (say 20 years ago).
The big thing is, you do no realize the value of things until you start building. Material cost and labor cost is atronomical. The labor cost is high but actually fair based upon today's cost of living.
I do not think resell of older homes are seeing the proportional cost to what buiding cost are today. This all means it is good for buyers in most markets. I could buy a nice home than I am building for less cost except it is not where I want it.
Look at what you can get in central Alabama for less than 1/2 million. It is a real bargain.
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BDGRIFF
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9/1/2007 2:17:11 PM
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I just hope it sells quick. I told myself it does I'm going to buy a brand new boat this fall.
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