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Name:	BDGRIFF -	Reply
Subject:	My Resume
Date:	9/12/2007 9:53:53 AM

1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate.

2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

3. After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it - mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that wa s too exhausting.

5. Then, I tried to be a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.

6. Next, I attempted to be a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it I couldn't cut the mustard.

7. My best job was a Musician, bu t even tually I found I wasn't noteworthy.

8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I didn't have any patience.

9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in.

10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

11. I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.

12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.

14. My last job was working in Starbucks , but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.

15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND FOUND THAT I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!

Name:	Ulysses E. McGill -	Reply
Subject:	My Resume
Date:	9/12/2007 10:18:37 AM

An Alabama grad that has done better than most.....congrats!

Name:	BDGRIFF -	Reply
Subject:	My Resume
Date:	9/12/2007 10:42:31 AM

But of corse I did not qualify for retirement so now I work for the Federal Gov. Go figure.

ROLL TIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Name:	BDGRIFF -	Reply
Subject:	My Resume
Date:	9/12/2007 10:48:32 AM

Oh S!#t my cover is blown. I was sent to in reference to LTL's involvement with UFO space stations on Lake Martin Pond.

Name:	Ulysses E. McGill -	Reply
Subject:	My Resume
Date:	9/12/2007 10:49:06 AM

On the job retirement, eh?.......................War Eagle!

Name:	rude evin -	Reply
Subject:	My Resume
Date:	9/12/2007 10:50:54 AM

The perfect job for you...............You should become a HOBO........it is the only way to be a bum and still be respectable. :>}

Name:	BDGRIFF -	Reply
Subject:	My Resume
Date:	9/12/2007 11:00:18 AM

Ya'll are killing me, is there no mercy.

Name:	BDGRIFF -	Reply
Subject:	My Resume
Date:	9/12/2007 11:03:08 AM

Federal job is great. Your hard earned taxes you pat at work.

ROLL TIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Name:	Feb -	Reply
Subject:	My Resume
Date:	9/12/2007 11:16:31 AM

There are plenty of Federal Jobs to be had. The military is having a difficult time meeting their recruitment goals.

Name:	BDGRIFF -	Reply
Subject:	My Resume
Date:	9/12/2007 11:24:20 AM

Sorry already been there done that and got the T-shirt. I'm actually retired from the military and know I work for the Dept. of Veteran Affairs.

Name:	Feb -	Reply
Subject:	My Resume
Date:	9/12/2007 12:39:01 PM

Thank You for your Service and continued service with the VA. Many of us depend upon you in the VA.

My point, as you are well aware, is a Federal Civil Service Job is beyond the educational level and work standards for many to qualify. It is most often beyond the sacrifice many are willing to pay as is the active duty military.

There are the dumb ones around who have no fricking idea and enjoy slam dunking with a broad brush.

Name:	Haxman -	Reply
Subject:	My Resume
Date:	9/12/2007 6:54:27 PM

Well said Feb. Thanks for your service.

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