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9/13/2007 7:03:23 AM
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Blonde joke???
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing
a show in a small town in Arkansas.
With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humor!" The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little sh*t on your knee."
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CAT BOAT
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9/13/2007 9:15:38 AM
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lmao. good one.
"Yo' Mama's so fat, when she gets up and dance's, she makes the band skip".
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rude evin
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9/13/2007 9:20:50 AM
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A young minister was asked by a funeral director to hold a grave side service for a homeless man with no family or friends. The funeral was to be held at a cemetery way back in the country, and this man would be the first to be laid there. As the minister was not familiar with the backwoods area, he became lost; and being a typical male did not stop for directions. He finally arrived an hour late. The backhoe was there, and the crew was eating lunch, but the hearst was nowhere in sight. He apologized to the workers for his tardiness, and stepped to the side of the open grave, where he saw the vault lid already in place. He assured the workers he would not hold them up too long, but this was the proper thing to do.The workers gathered around still eating their lunch. The minister then proceeded to pour out his soul to the point that the workers joined in with 'Amen' 'Glory' and 'Praise the Lord' which just encouraged the minister to go from Genesis all the way to Revelations. He finally closed the lengthy service with a prayer and walked to his car. As he was taking off his coat, he overheard one of the workers say to another, "I ain't never seen anything like that before, and I been putting in septic tanks for twenty years"
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9/13/2007 10:05:46 AM
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ruuuuuuuuuuuuuude...............another good one!!!!!!!!!
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BigFoot
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9/13/2007 10:06:45 AM
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Hilarious, searay !
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LifeTime Laker
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Smart Italian
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9/13/2007 10:13:06 AM
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An Italian walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.
He tells the loan officer that he is going to Italy on business for
two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security
for the loan, so the Italian hands over the keys to a new Ferrari.
The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. The Italian
produces the title and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees
to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the
Italian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's
underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the Italian returns, repays the $5,000 and the
interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says,
"Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this
Transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a
multimillionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The Italian replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car
for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
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