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NautiMinded
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Womena dn Fishing Trips
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1/24/2008 9:03:24 AM
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One morning a husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think . .
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CAT BOAT
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Womena dn Fishing Trips
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1/24/2008 10:11:53 AM
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Ha, LMAO
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rude evin
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Womena dn Fishing Trips
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1/24/2008 11:25:31 AM
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FUNNY ..........as a great writer once said..................."there are two theories to winning an argument with a female.........neither of which work. :~}
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Feb
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Womena dn Fishing Trips
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1/24/2008 12:12:39 PM
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The Cavemen had a theory and a tool, but the roles have reversed. Therefore, the tool used in the theory is now in the hands of the ladies.
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waterbaby
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Womena dn Fishing Trips
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1/24/2008 12:19:10 PM
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Beware!
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CAT BOAT
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Truth be known...
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1/24/2008 3:20:07 PM
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This is proabably a true to life story about Nauti. She got in hubby's boat, and was out in the slough reading in thong.
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NautiMinded
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Truth be known...
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1/24/2008 3:38:24 PM
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Nah....I took your wife's boat
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CAT BOAT
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Truth be known...
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1/24/2008 5:45:25 PM
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Everytime I turn around, you are dragging someone else into the fire. Now, which boat would that be Nauti?
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LifeTime Laker
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To much HOT to think about
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1/24/2008 6:20:55 PM
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Nauti, DD, and the boat. If they were pulling it with the tractor, I couldn't stand it. Probably cause me to stroke right on out!!
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CAT BOAT
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To much HOT to think about
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1/24/2008 6:25:09 PM
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LMAO, that stroked me out.....
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NautiMinded
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To much HOT to think about
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1/25/2008 8:43:34 AM
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Have either of you thought about getting therapy? Possibly a week or so in the state nervous hospital?
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ALSCN
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To much HOT to think about
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1/25/2008 2:08:15 PM
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Nauti... they did try therapy once, and both got kicked out for being nuts... go figure
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CAT BOAT
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Hey, ALSCN
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1/25/2008 5:39:43 PM
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Careful, your husband will be with me tomarrow.
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ALSCN
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Hey, ALSCN
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1/25/2008 6:37:58 PM
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Yeah that is why Conman is coming with him. I mean someone has to be in charge. Even if he is only 4.
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NautiMinded
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Therapy and NUTS...
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1/25/2008 11:47:43 PM
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HaHaHaHa............giggle, giggle...snort, snort....Oddly enough, I can see why they were discharged. But, ya gotta love 'em because it's a boater thing.
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