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CAT BOAT
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LTL SHOPPING HAZARD...
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2/7/2008 3:40:20 PM
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LTL WALKED INTO A SUPERMARKET WITH HIS ZIPPER DOWN.
NAUTI WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID, "YOUR BARRACKS
DOOR IS OPEN." NOT A PHRASE THAT LTL WOULD NORMALLY USE (BECAUSE FOLKS DON'T USE IT MUCH ON THE LAKEMARTIN FORUM),
HE WENT ON HIS WAY LOOKING A BIT (PROBABLY ALOT) PUZZLED.
WHEN LTL WAS ABOUT DONE SHOPPING, DIRTDIVA CAME UP AND SAID,
"YOUR FLY IS OPEN." LTL ZIPPED UP AND FINISHED HIS SHOPPING.
AT THE CHECKOUT, HE INTENTIONALLY GOT IN THE LINE WHERE
NAUGHTI WAS THAT TOLD HER ABOUT HIS "BARRACKS DOOR."
LTL WAS PLANNING TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN WITH NAUGHTI, SO WHEN HE REACHED
THE COUNTER HE SAID, "WHEN YOU SAW MY BARRACKS DOOR OPEN, DID
YOU SEE A BIG STRONG MARINE STANDING IN THERE AT ATTENTION?"
NAUGHTI (NATURALLY SMARTER THAN LTL) THOUGHT FOR A MOMENT
AND SAID, "NO, NO I DIDN'T. ALL I SAW WAS A DISABLED VETERAN
SITTING ON A COUPLE OF OLD DUFFEL BAGS."
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Jim Dandy
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LTL SHOPPING HAZARD...
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2/7/2008 3:52:48 PM
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Things must be slow around the shop today.......
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LifeTime Laker
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LTL SHOPPING HAZARD...
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2/7/2008 4:07:30 PM
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That was a good one. Remember what paybacks are though......lol.
But I have a question, who helped you write that?
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CAT BOAT
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LTL SHOPPING HAZARD...
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2/7/2008 4:10:01 PM
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Nauti wrote it, emailed it too me and I pasted it here.
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LifeTime Laker
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Good job Nauti
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2/7/2008 4:39:22 PM
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But I will still aim my ire at the CAT......lol. He is a MUCH easier target.
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NautiMinded
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LTL SHOPPING HAZARD...
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2/7/2008 11:03:51 PM
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( ) ( ) .......This is the set of bus tires I have just been thrown under.
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LifeTime Laker
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LTL SHOPPING HAZARD...
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2/9/2008 9:34:49 AM
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And that was SO unecessary. From what I hear your tummy could'nt get any flatter. Now mine, well let's just say I don't think a D5 CATAPILLAR bulldozer couldn't flatten mine.....lol.
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Pier Pressure
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LTL SHOPPING HAZARD...
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2/12/2008 1:24:36 PM
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Looks like a set of something, and bus tires didn't come to mind....
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