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Name:	NautiMinded -	Reply
Subject:	DaddyLonglegs
Date:	3/17/2008 8:24:40 AM

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He
smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears
formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders. Suddenly
she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see
what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking
at two spiders mating.

'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.
'They're mating,' her father replied.

'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.
'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.

'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent
question he replied 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'

The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then
took her foot and stomped them flat, saying 'Well, we're not
having any of that brokeback mountain sh!t in our garden.'

Brings a tear to your eye...doesn't it.

Name:	Lakeman -	Reply
Subject:	DaddyLonglegs
Date:	3/17/2008 9:00:12 AM

I liked your twist on the punch line. Very funny. LOL.

Name:	rude evin -	Reply
Subject:	DaddyLonglegs
Date:	3/17/2008 10:06:39 AM

LMAO>>>>>

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