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CAT BOAT
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Ha Ha.....
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7/22/2008 7:31:31 PM
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A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he
noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man in a dark suit walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file.
The bystander was curious so he respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I have never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
"My wife's."
"What happened to her?"
The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her."
He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife
when the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two men.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Get in line."
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Summer Lover
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7/22/2008 10:27:22 PM
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Quick look around, DeeDee is headed your way........
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Summer Lover
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7/22/2008 10:28:43 PM
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Sorry too late - that will leave a mark.
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HubCap
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7/23/2008 6:28:13 AM
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( LMAO ) A dog like that could in high demand
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DirtDiva
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7/23/2008 9:31:29 AM
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Can we skip the spouse and sic the dog immediately on the mother-in-law???
Huh, please? please? please? please?
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rude evin
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7/23/2008 12:59:15 PM
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Good one.......lol
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CAT BOAT
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7/23/2008 10:07:58 PM
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Me and Dee Dee have 3 Weenie Dogs. The only thing they can attack is Dog food, and Cats. If I come up missing in action, I got a feeling yall ain't gonna line up for that. LMAO.
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