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au67
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Political Divorce
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2/27/2009 3:17:56 PM
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Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives,socialists,
Marxists, Hussain supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of
this latest election process has made me realize that I want a
divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the
sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run
its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will
not ever agree on what is right, so let's just end it on friendly
terms. We can smile, slate it up to irreconcilable differences,
and go on our own ways.
Here is a model dissolution agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass
each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement.
After that it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes. We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU..
Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops,
the NRA and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore,
and Rosie O'Donnell (you are however, responsible for finding a
bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move them).
We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical
companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street. You can have your beloved
homeless, homeboys, hippies, and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's, and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .
You can make nice with Iran , Palestine , and France and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and war protestors. When our allies or way of life are under assault, we'll provide them job security.
We'll keep our Judeo-Christian Values. You are welcome to Islam,
Scientology, Humanism, and Shirley McClain. You can have the U.N.
But we will no longer be paying the bill. We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.
You can give everyone healthcare, if you can find any practicing doctors (that is practicing, Howard Dean) who will follow to your turf (sic). We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right.
We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and The National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World.
We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up poverty its best shot.
Since it often so offends you we'll keep our History, our Name, and our Flag. Would you agree to this? If so please pass it along to other like minded patriots and if you do not agree just hit delete and hang on.
In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you ANWAR on who will need whose help in 15 years.
Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American
P.S. Please take Barbra Streisand.
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au67
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Political Divorce
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2/27/2009 3:22:46 PM
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I apologize for the formatting. 'Copy and paste' from an email does strange things at times.
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MartiniMan
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Now thats a dream worth
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2/27/2009 4:21:55 PM
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pursuing. They can have the west coast and northeast. Normally I would be worried about the potential for war once their economy collapses, which it surely will and very quickly. However, there will only be metrosexuals, feminists, union workers, illegal aliens, the homeless, etc. and they will have banned guns so I think it will be liking fighting the French......something that has been tried but never successfully accomplished (hard to fight someone that runs away or surrenders).
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Summer Lover
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Now thats a dream worth
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2/27/2009 4:38:05 PM
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Play pretty MM - the French will always try to HIDE before they run or surrender.
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water_watcher
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Political Divorce
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2/27/2009 5:47:30 PM
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Enjoyed reading ... wouldn't it be nice if it could happen so they could live with their own values instead of imposing on others.
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alahusker
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Political Divorce
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2/27/2009 9:37:23 PM
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Bet you a dollar to a donut, Hound would not move to New England.. She (hope I have the gender right) may be coming around, but we have work to do on the girl..
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