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HubCap
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Wine...
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3/18/2009 9:54:03 PM
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To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.. As Ben Franklin said; “In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.”
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of sh*t.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.
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MrHodja
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3/18/2009 10:54:27 PM
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I'll drink to that!!
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Summer Lover
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Wine...
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3/18/2009 10:57:09 PM
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Prost!
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