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In the Convent
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3/26/2009 10:30:09 PM
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A young woman is becoming a novice in a very strict order of nuns. The Mother Superior explains that she is entering 20 years of silence, prayer, and meditation. During this time she will be allowed to speak only three words every 5 years on the anniversary of her entering the convent. At the end of this time of trial she will have to decide whether she desires to become a sister nun. At the end of the first 5 years the novice states "bed is hard". Mother Superior says she will look into it. Five years later the novice says "wine is bad". Mother Superior says she will look into it. Another five years go by. The novice says "food is poor" Mother Superior says she will look into it. At last year 20 arrives. The novice is led into Mother Superior's office and is asked "do you desire to continue as a nun?". The now middle aged novice says "hell no! I've had all of this place I can stand, I'm out of here". Mother Superior says "That's what I've hoped you would say because all you've done is bitch, bitch, bitch for the last 20 years".
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