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water_watcher
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Deaf Bookkeeper
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7/24/2009 1:06:58 PM
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A Mafia Godfather hires a deaf bookkeeper so he can not hear the activities going on should he ever have to testify in court. But he soon finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of ten million bucks.
When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the 10 million bucks he embezzled from me is." The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the money is.
The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."
The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple and says, "Ask him again!"
The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: "He'll kill you if you don't tell him!"
The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown
briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"
The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"
The attorney replies: "He says you are too chicken to pull the trigger."
Don't you just love lawyers! :)
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GoneFishin
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Deaf Bookkeeper
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7/24/2009 6:31:28 PM
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On 9/11/2008 you posted the following:
“I went to Emory Law, graduated 4th in my class and passed bar on first try. No attorney with any intelligence would write what you did.
If you are an attorney you should be ashamed of yourself and you are an embarrasement to my profession.”
Now you post a joke maligning your degree:
“ Don't you just love lawyers! :)”.
Sorta indicative of your credibility or lack thereof. I will give you credit for posting a good joke.
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water_watcher
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Deaf Bookkeeper
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7/25/2009 8:20:46 AM
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You are very very strange ... you really need to get a life.
Again your class envy is showing through. Stop blaming others or try minimizing their accomplishments just because you were a failure.
Maybe if you got off Uncle Sams Plantation you could make something of your miserable life.
It was not me that has several aliases so you have someone to agree with you. It not me that had to lie where I lived, and it is not me that is critical of others accomplishments.
Frankly I don't care ... and I don't know why you OBVIOUSLY do so much. The ONLY explanation is your envy of what others have and have accomplished in their lives.
I have said this before ... I feel very soory for you. You are really pitiful.
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architect
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WW
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7/25/2009 12:10:28 PM
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I feel SOORY for you too. Why must you always come across as a very unpleasant and completely humorless imatation of a human being?
I can't wait for your response. It never fails to reinforce my point.
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architect
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WW
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7/25/2009 12:12:43 PM
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BTW, your original post was funny if old and much worn. Why didn't you post it on the jokes forum?
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water_watcher
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Oh no ...
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7/25/2009 12:16:03 PM
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... did you forget the alias you were using?
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architect
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See what I mean
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7/25/2009 12:25:07 PM
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I try not to make personal comments on this forum, but WW you consistantly prove yourself to be an idiot! I, and suspect GF too, would love some explanation of this "alias" idea you have stuck in your craw.
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water_watcher
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See what I mean
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7/25/2009 12:52:48 PM
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Just anothe buddy of GF coming to his rescue and supporting what he says. Just like during the election ... you may be a different person than he, and frankly I don't care one way or the other. But it is interesting that you joined the board about the same time as the other mysterious supporters disappeared after I and others called him on it. In looking at posts, you seem to frequently post to support what he says and he posts to support what you say. Maybe just two peas in a pod. :) enjoy.
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GoneFishin
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See what I mean
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7/25/2009 1:41:15 PM
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WW, I have a number of alias. They include both male and female. A few are even part of the Right wing conspiracy that post here. They include one expecting, another on welfare, and one who lives on the Ridge. One even has a McClain/Palin bumper sticker. You seem to question me and I keep telling you that you are correct. You just need to work on identifying them. Especially, the one who went to Emory Law. Hope you are enjoying your weekend.
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| Name: |
water_watcher
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Difference between you and I
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7/25/2009 5:21:45 PM
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Is any day, any time, I would be willing to wager you any sum of money ... bring it to a place and I can prove anything I have said ... the sad part is you can not. You just get wrapped up in your class envy. You have been caught in so many lies that it is now laughable, to me and many others I know that frequent this board. I have gotten many private messages about you from other members, if even half of it is true, you are one sick dude. And you keep proving it.
And BTW ... I never start these with you ... it is you that continues to want to stir the pot. In fact there was one post you had after the 4th that I was the first to compliment you.
So give it a break ... and focus on your miserable life and see if you can do something about it. I do feel sorry for you and will say a prayer that you get the help you need.
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architect
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Difference between GF and WW
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7/25/2009 9:11:30 PM
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It was only yesterday that old "pea brained" architect discovered that a click on the poster's name will bring up how other posters rate them. GF you are not doing too well with a support rating of -12. WW old buddy you come in at -16. Your approval rating makes Cheney and Palin look good.
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GoneFishin
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Difference between you and ME
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7/25/2009 9:15:34 PM
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First of all, it is ME not I as the object of the preposition BETWEEN. Are you sure that you graduated 4th at Emory Law?
If you have truly received numerous emails concerning me, then it is obvious I am a VIP. You have made my day that so many would take time to drop you an email expressing opinions about me. Maybe, I need to do a Talk Radio show at the lake. Sadly. I have not received the first one about you.
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alahusker
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Cone on Yall,
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7/25/2009 10:46:17 PM
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alahusker
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Cone on Yall,
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7/25/2009 10:53:11 PM
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Started with a lawyer joke and turned personal and ugly.. You guys can do better that this, even if you are actually lawyers..
PS, aquapaloosa was a hoot. Think I saw Cristine II's boat.. which was also a hoot.. The boat ride home was a scary movie..
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| Name: |
water_watcher
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Difference between GF and WW
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7/26/2009 8:10:13 AM
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I would like to respond, but have no idea what you are talking about, and I don't care. I never said anything about your rating and I know mine comes from GF/you with all the fake aliases.
Just like a typical liberal, you start the attacks, then when someone responds you don't like it and try to twist it that it is their fault that they responded.
Now drop it child.
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