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Name:
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Kizma Anuice
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Subject:
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TITTIE painting business
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Date:
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2/26/2012 8:57:33 AM
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While at Mardi Gras getting items for Pirate Island, I got distracted by the tittie painting operations. After careful observation, I decided that the Lake Martin area needed a TITTIE PAINTING BUSINESS. Thus, in the next several weeks I will be opening "TITTIE-PALOOSA"
I am trying to decide if this should be a land based business or if it should be operated on a HOUSEBOAT.
Land based would be easier, but the Houseboat might be more profitable. I could start out at Chimney Rock. I could even paint a giant mural on the rock advertising my new business.
I could also do special appearances at the various bars, restaurants, and marinas, who would be willing to pay an appearance fee for the "TITTIE-PALOOSA" to be at their location for the day.
I am starting the procedure to get the "INTERNATIONAL TITTIE PAINTING COMPETITION" held here at the lake. If I get lucky, we can have it on the day we were suppose to have AQUAPALOOZA. I think it might be a bigger draw, pun intended.
Since Hank Jr. does not have the NFL gig any more, maybe he will put in an appearance maybe Kid Rock at the Rock. And we could be "singin SWEET HOME ALABAMA all summer long"
Since the forum members have been so fruitful with helping new businesses in the past, I am hopint that some of you can give me some "tips" on what I need to do to make my tittie painting business a success.
I NEED A CHEAP HOUSE BOAT THAT I CAN HAVE MADE INTO A STUDIO
URL: TITTIE PAINTING BUSINESS
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