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	Name:	CAT BOAT -
	Subject:	I admit gettin' a BEAT DOWN from Ulyssis....
	Date:	1/7/2013 5:25:52 PM

I just got this email.. I will return, another day. For now, lemme' go get my "Big Boy" paints on. CAT WILL BE BACK SOON. LMAO. John, you are truley the CHAMP. At least from the "All talk and NO Bite. Round Two goes to you my friend.

From the forum.....

The Cat went down to Kowaliga, he was looking for a
soul to steal.
He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind and he was willin' to
make a deal.
When he came across this young man grillin' on a Egg and runnin'
it hot.
And the Cat jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "Boy let me tell
you what:
"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a grillin' feller too.
"And
if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you make a
pretty good rib, ol' boy, but give the devil his due:
"I bet a Traeger of
gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
The boy said: "My
name's Johnny and it might be a sin,
"But I'll take your bet, your gonna
regret, 'cos the Eggs the best that's ever been."

Johnny you go stoke up
your Egg and get her smokin' good.
'Cos hells broke loose in Kowaliga and Cat
thinks he deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny Trager made of
gold.
But if you lose, the Cat man gets your soul.

The Cat opened up
his Trager and he said: "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his
fingertips as popped in pellets below.
And he pulled a brush across his grate
and it made an evil hiss.
Then a bunch of demons joined in and it smelled
something like this.
(smell them pellets smoking?)
When the Cat finished,
Johnny said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son.
"But sit down in that chair,
right there, and let me show you how its done."

Fire in the Eggs Ragin',
run boys, run.
The Cat's in the house of the risin' sun.
Steak on the
griddle man, coals are a glow
"Granny, does your dog bite?"
"No, child,
no."

The Cat bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
He
laid that golden Traeger on the ground at Johnny's feet.
Johnny said: "Cat
just come on back if you ever want to try again.
"cause I told you once, you
son of a gun, the Egg's the best there's ever been."

And he played fire
in the Eggs ragin', run boys, run.
The Cats in the house of the risin'
sun.
Steak on the griddle man, coals are a glow
"Granny, will your dog
bite?"
"No, child,