Name:   GoneFishin - Subject:   In defense of Federal Employees Date:   11/2/2020 2:37:34 PM

A guy goes to the pentagon to apply for a job The interviewer asked him "are you allergic to anything?" He replies "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."

"Ok, have you ever been in the military service?" "Yes" he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour." The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment."

Then he asked "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says, "Yes, a bomb exploded near me and I lost both balls”

The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay, You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8 am to 4 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10 am and plan on starting at 10 am every day."

The guy is puzzled and asked, "If the work hours are from 8 am to 4 pm, why don't you want me here until 10 am?"

"This is a government job", the interviewer says, "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."