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True Alabamian
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2/28/2007 10:10:46 PM
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20 Ways To Determine if you are a real Alabamian
(y'all know Daddy sent these to me!)
>> 1. You can properly pronounce Arab, Cahaba, Opelika, Sylacauga,Taladega,
>> Oneonta,and Eufaula.
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>> 2. You think people who complain about the heat in their states are
>> sissies.
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>> 3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look
>> for a funnel.
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>> 4. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by
>> the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.
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>> 5. Stores don't have bags or shopping carts, they have sacks and buggies.
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>> 6. You've seen people wear bib overalls at funerals.
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>> 7. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
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>> 8. You measure distance in minutes. (It's about 5 minutes down the road)
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>> 9. You go to the lake because you think it is like going to the ocean.
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>> 10. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit.
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>> 11. You know cowpies are not made of beef.
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>> 12. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding
>> date.
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>> 13. You have known someone who has a belt buckle bigger than your fist.
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>> 14. You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, beer, and bait
>> all in the same store.
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>> 15. A Mercedes Benz isn't a status symbol. A Chevy Silverado Extended Bed
>> Crew Cab is.
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>> 16. You know everything goes better with Ranch Dressing.
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>> 17. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply.
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>> 18. You actually get these jokes and are "fixin' " to send them to your
>> friends.
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>> 19. You have used your heater and air-conditioner in the same day!
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>> Finally:
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>> You are 100% Alabamian if you have ever had this conversation:
>> 20. "You wanna coke?" "Yeah." "What kind?" "Dr Pepper
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