Jokes: Golf on a Christmas morning..
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rude evin
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Golf on a Christmas morning..
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12/10/2007 3:12:13 PM
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Four old-timers (old f@rts) were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round. His buddies all chimed in and said,....let's do it! We'll make it a priority , figure a way and meet here early Christmas morning. Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf course.......The first guy says...' boy this cost me a fortune! I bought my wife such a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it.'...The second says,...' I spent a ton too. My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eye balls in brochures.' The third guy says ' my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual.'....They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like they have lost their minds. ' I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I slapped my wife on the fanny and said, 'Well babe, Merry Christmas!! It's a great morning for either golf course or intercourse, and she said..............Better take a sweater....'
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