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With All Due Respect, but
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12/22/2006 11:09:28 AM
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A Little Light Humor:
Billy Graham was returning to Charlotte after a speaking engagement and when his plane arrived there was a limousine there to transport him to his home.. As he prepared to get into the limo, he stopped and spoke to the driver.
"You know" he said, "I am 87 years old and I have never driven a limousine. Would you mind if I drove it for a while?"
The driver said, "No problem. Have at it."
Billy gets into the driver's seat and they head off down the highway. A short distance away sat a rookie State Trooper operating his first speed trap.
The long black limo went by him doing 70 in a 55 mph zone. The trooper pulled out and easily caught the limo and he got out of his patrol car to begin the procedure.
The young trooper walked up to the driver's door and when the glass was rolled down, he was surprised to see who was driving.
He immediately excused himself and went back to his car and called his supervisor.
He told the supervisor, "I know we are supposed to enforce the law... But I also know that important people are given certain courtesies. I need to know what I should do because I have stopped a very important person."
The supervisor asked, "Is it the governor?"
The young trooper said, "No, he's more important than that." The supervisor said, "Oh, so it's the president." The young trooper said, "No, he's even more important than that."
The supervisor finally asked, "Well then, who is it?"
The young trooper said, "I think it's Jesus, because he's got Billy Graham for a chauffeur!"
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PC Al
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Sorry JAW, Another Blonde Joke
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12/22/2006 7:17:15 PM
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A blonde called her old boyfriend and said, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure it out or how to get it started."
Her old boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde said, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her old boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle. She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the table. He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box, then turned to her and said, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.
He took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of hot chocolate and then............",
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he sighed,
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"Let's put all these frosted flakes back in the box."
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Sorry JAW, Another Blonde Joke
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12/22/2006 9:38:20 PM
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I get it! I get it!
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PC Al
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The Power of Blonde Prayer
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12/22/2006 10:58:24 PM
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A blonde was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an Important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up toward heaven, she said, "Lord, take pity on me.
If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up sex and tequila."
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
She looked up again and said, "Never mind . . . . I found one."
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With All Due Respect, but
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12/23/2006 7:24:25 PM
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A blonde walks into the post office. She asks the person at the counter for a book of stamps.
"What denomination?" the postal worker asks.
"Ummm.... Baptist?"
Ba-dum-cha
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