Name:	MAJ USA RET -	Reply
Subject:	ESPECIALLY FOR FISHY
Date:	1/18/2014 11:21:20 AM

Being a liberal... he will not understand this at all (he probably wants to move to California so that he can use the girls room). The rest of y'all should  understand.  If the message isn't especially clear, ask your wife, daughter, or significant other.

Name:	au67 -	Reply
Subject:	Feminization of society
Date:	1/18/2014 1:09:59 PM

Should a real man use toilet tissue after taking a leak?  Seems we're heading in that direction. 

Name:	MAJ USA RET -	Reply
Subject:	Feminization of society
Date:	1/18/2014 2:27:22 PM

Hmmm… I wasn’t suggesting that. But, if you need to, I suppose you should. 

I have an aunt… mother to my four male cousins… who made an edict after the baseboard heater began to rust next to the commode in their bathroom. “Boys, if you can’t aim any better than that, then sit down to pee. You boys may want to… because, I am NOT cleaning your bathroom from now on.” 

Imagine that one of the women you love… or any woman… comes into the bathroom after you draw, shoot, n shake over the commode. Don’t you think she deserves better than to sit with her feet in your golden puddle? If nobody cleans up after you, it begins to smell like the men’s room at Jordan Hare stadium. 

I consider it gentlemanly… especially at my age… to sit down for point blank accuracy. The only time I stand up to water the lilies is when I am in the woods. Take a good look at the floor on your next address of a urinal. Ask yourself if the lago de oro in which you are standing is some proof of manhood. Trust me… the girls don’t think so. 

The transition from manly to gentlemanly is a matter of consideration.

Name:	au67 -	Reply
Subject:	Feminization of society
Date:	1/18/2014 4:35:35 PM

I don't disagree...real men are gentlemen.  However, I prefer to stand...and clean up any mess I make.

Name:	MAJ USA RET -	Reply
Subject:	WOW!
Date:	1/18/2014 5:36:00 PM (updated 1/18/2014 5:37:45 PM)

au67, you clean up your flips, drips, and spills when you visit other homes?  ...and in in public restrooms! 

YOU are th' man!

Name:	au67 -	Reply
Subject:	WOW!
Date:	1/18/2014 8:34:21 PM

After 71 years of practice, I'm pretty good at taking a whiz without having to call in the hazmat cleanup guys. 

Name:	GoneFishin -	Reply
Subject:	WOW IT'S TRUE
Date:	1/18/2014 11:29:40 PM

It is so sad that a Rebel has to walk up to a urinal to pee while us Yankees can stand a foot away and still reach the urinal. 

Name:	MAJ USA RET -	Reply
Subject:	WOW THAT'S NOT TRUE
Date:	1/19/2014 9:53:14 AM

Uh... Fishy, when was the last time you had your eyes checked?

Name:	MartiniMan -	Reply
Subject:	WOW IT'S TRUE
Date:	1/19/2014 12:39:30 PM (updated 1/19/2014 12:40:31 PM)

First of all GF, like me you are a damn Yankee because you won't go home.  However, what you said is true and not only that, we damn Yankees can also measure the depth.

Somehow I think this might get ugly. 

Name:	au67 -	Reply
Subject:	WOW IT'S TRUE
Date:	1/19/2014 4:51:24 PM

I guessing youse guys are good at writing your name in the snow too.

Name:	alahusker -	Reply
Subject:	ESPECIALLY FOR FISHY
Date:	1/19/2014 7:13:12 PM

Thisis a thread you probably don't want to follow.. 

Name:	MartiniMan -	Reply
Subject:	WOW IT'S TRUE
Date:	1/20/2014 10:08:57 AM

Actually I'm from Pittsburgh so we say "youn's guys" and not "youse guys", but yes, you learn at a young age how to write your name in the snow.......