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	Name:	LonghornBoater -
	Subject:	Seniager
	Date:	6/19/2016 4:50:21 PM

I am a Seniager. (Senior teenager)

I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 56 years later.

I don’t have to go to school or work.

I get an allowance every month.

I have my own pad.

I don’t have a curfew.

I have a driver’s license and my own car.

I have ID that gets me into bars and the whisky store.

The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant.

And I don’t have acne.

Life is great.

I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names.

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Seniager - LonghornBoater - 6/19/2016 4:50:21 PM

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