Name:   Shortbus - Subject:   Following the Facebook Principle Date:   7/25/2015 11:22:53 AM

Subject: Following the Facebook Principle


 

They think I'm old fashioned, but presently, I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles.

 
Therefore, every day I go down on the street and tell the passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have done the night before, and what I will do tomorrow night.  Then I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and me gardening and spending time in my pool.  I also listen to their conversations and I tell them I love them.

 And it works.  I already have three persons following me:  two police officers and a psychiatrist.