Name:   Old Diver - Subject:   Am I? Date:   7/9/2020 7:18:09 AM (updated 7/9/2020 7:19:11 AM)

A man walked up to a store counter and said, "I would like some Polish Sausage."

"Are you Polish," the salesman ask?

" If I asked for brockworst, would you ask if I was German? If I asked for tacos would yoy ask if I were Mexican? If I asked for sushi would you ask if I was Asian?"

"No," replied the salesman, "But this is Ace Hardware!"